UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There's a line on the horizon, you're like a lion and a lamb
Is it a tragedy au triumph?
You're so good, it's sick
Why did wewe kumeza down my poison?
Now I'm you're number one fan
Naked on a desert island, yeah
You're so good, it's sick ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had toast - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market kwa The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to wewe kwa the Frank ngome Crew ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It was me, Barry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I dont know If I want to start posting au just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten dakika XD its hard to start over when coming back lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who wewe are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid wewe farewell, my good sir." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“My insides,
They churnin' its burnin'
These spirits, they liftin' my spirit
I'm leavin' my body, uplifted
This liquid, a gift this, it's snake bit
It's poison, I know it
To hell with, just pour it, just pour it
Just pour it, just pour it Just pour it” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.

Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.

Suddenly, wewe know wewe are alive.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In the words of the future president of the world
"Come on, fat" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone takes notice of the abyss staring back while they peer into its depths.

But no one notices the tears that it sheds. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This is the third bad sasisho I received for my laptop... 😒

At this point, Windows should stop doing updates. Like, fuck. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well, the trailer came out for the upcoming Batman film starring Robert Pattinson. It looks overly-dark and dour and no fun. I miss the 1960's zaidi and zaidi and that's coming from someone who wasn't even born yet in the 60's. The new Batman film better have Batman dancing au I'm going to be seriously disappointed. In the words of Adam West himself when he guest-starred in The Simpsons: "How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Now we have a hurricane heading to Texas. The last thing we need... Might as well send Cthulhu and Godzilla while you're at it, God 😒 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I haven't showed up in months. Tht was bc I quit this site. Just so ya ppl know. I'm still not coming bk here. I just came bk bc I kept getting emails from here which I didn't in a long time. Welp this is good bye ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know that people here enjoyed Waifu Labs so I thought that it couldn't hurt to let everyone know that I made a club for it, if y'all want a place to dump your generated Waifus lol. link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I guess the murder hornets went back to Asia? I haven't seen one in Texas yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''For every sweep of the sword, give its respect thrice. With my training I shall reach the infinity.'' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's all fun and games until tigers start drop kicking wewe while listening to Iris of the Human kwa Forfeiter. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do wewe ever leave a community for a really long time for various reasons of varying validity, and then find yourself really nostalgic and wanting to come back? And then wewe do, and wewe see so many of the same people who were there years ago, still faithfully participating, and wewe feel guilty somehow and like it's not really fair to just jump back in again? I ask for no particular reason, of course. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Paedophiles deserve to get executed, and that's that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Pedophilia is not normal
Touching kids should not be accepted
Sex with a minor should not be a social norm
wewe should not be shamed for hating pedophiles
But apparently, people on Twitter tell wewe "It's 2020. Fucking kids is all the rage"
I know I say "kill yourself" ironically a lot, but I genuinely mean it this time
If you're a pedophile, fucking kill yourself ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have watched Tower of God and I gotta say, I find the hate train on a certain character rather amusing. lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In Red Dead Redemption 2 wewe can travel to Amidillo.. But everyone has to wear a mask to avoid spreading a sickness.. Rockstar predicted the future.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

God out here 'bout to pull an epic gamer songesha and cancel earth live on Twitter ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish my life was zaidi interesting sometimes. I get kind of bored of not being in one place and not having a "home", so to speak. But, I like my job and what we accomplish, and I'm saving money, so I guess I just have to put up with it... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe what wewe do,
wewe and your crew,
wewe even got players and thugs doin' it too.
The mo' that I drank,
The mo' it's lookin' smooth.
It's nothin' to a boss, I can do that shit too. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Law clerkship applications be asking shit like "Why do wewe think it's beneficial for Allans Lawyers to invest in innovation? Provide an example of innovation in a business that has impressed you"... I'd rather be beaten to within an inch of my life and then strapped to the exercise bike powering my own life support than pretend I have a keen interest in bUSiNeSs iNnOvAtIoN iN tHe LeGaL sEcToR honestly ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And that's late nights, doing what I wanna do
I got sleep eyes; I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some bacon on it
One thing I upendo zaidi than being with you
And that's no ties, no drama in my life
Yeah I, I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some bacon on it
One thing I upendo zaidi than being with you-ou-ou-ou
Yeah, you-ou-ou-ou ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / But we like hot siagi on your breakfast toast" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yeah, living the raw deal, three-course meal / Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That's it, you're going to the Impregnation Nation ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

'I used to run a bank
I'm the sediment at the bottom of | your water tank
And for a change of tact
I'd like to say | I upendo the way | wewe scratch my back
And it's black, yeah it's black
The hole wewe dug us in
And it's black, yeah it's black
And it's black my moyo I wear it well' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sssssssssssssssssmokinnnnnn'!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Was just thinking....has anyone watched kakegurui?
The school is like where rich people throw their psychopath kids away because an asylum would be too low for their standards XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I found out my sister has a joint.. Not only am I cool about it, I even tried some of it.. Well not yet, but sounds like I might get to soon.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I do admittedly like my slightly gothic style.. Just enough that I would probably get a skull tattoo if ever to get one.. And I watch a lot of horror video on youtube, simply cause they interest me.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tomoya X Nagisa is probably the best anime couple ever! At least, according to me and a whole bunch of other people! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, it's almost 3am... I guess I should probably go to kitanda at some point soon xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I jiunge the pinkbloom tribute to KissAnime. Man, that sucks so bad. I actually really liked that site. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A moment of silence and tribute to a legendary website called kissanime and also kiss manga.
RIP Kiss Anime😭💔

Because the site has been terminated kwa Japan community. So, we won't be able to access new animes.
It was active for 8 years and now has met it's very sad end. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am sick and tired of making a kura ya maoni on here even though people probably have better shit to do
If wewe guys don't vote on my sick punda poll, I'm gonna get really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreallyreally REALLY upset ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I watch a lot of Rob Dyke/Gavagan, and only time I actually got angry are the ones about corrupt cops.. au lawyers who try to use poor upbrings as excuses for vicious serial killers.. Makes zaidi sense than blaming video games though.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the moment wewe realize wewe still can't drive, still single, living at home, and still spending all your time online.. Yeah, life is good.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Part of me kinda wants Summer to end, as there's zaidi I can do in fal.. But at the same time.. I live at a lake.. I also don't.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Let it be know that it doesn't matter what wewe are
wewe could be blacker than the night au as white as snow
wewe could be straight as an arrow au as queer as a ten dollar bill
An asshole is still an asshole. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes
Don't use your race, gender au sex to excuse your shitty behavior
If you're a dick and your gay, then you're just a gay dick
wewe should understand the value of not being a dickhead ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On Twitter, wewe always gotta wonder who shit in their cereal
The answer is them
They shit in their own cereal and blame the world for it
Expect them to take a mighty dump in their cereal again tomorrow morning ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish 'mad hatter' was a job type. I'd so do that for a living. Lmao.

Like, why wouldn't ya? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Whoever nonoobs is they are a piece of shit and i hope they die a miserable shitty death while having rotten dog turds dropped all over them ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Look, wewe all can post your anime pics and memes all wewe want, but until wewe pull the trigger and achieve the ultimate Otaku ndoto like my nigga Mr. Anime, wewe don't get to call yourself a real otaku. Okay? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Since apparently it needs to be alisema because some people really ain't got anything better to do. This is my only account. I won't be making another account, I barely have time to waste with just this one account. If someone messages wewe using my name au username, that ain't me. It's probably nonoobs. ripoti the account and the message because that ain't me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Somebooooddddyyyyyyy kasha pokezi me XD I'm bored ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

They can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bread. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Trees! Trees! Trees!

Ohhhhhh, planting trees is a good, good life, a good, good life.

I should make a song xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

...... *ariariariariariariariariari* ....... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe have no idea have funny it is to know someone who can do a perfect Kratos expression say "Boi, fetch me the ketchup and mkate of wheat." 😂😂 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Finally going on a vacation tomorrow. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp. fanpop on a phone sucks balls. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys I know this is late but I have just noticed.
BlindBandit92
TheLefteris24
Kuro_Hyou666
zanhar1

I never cared about my club and never will post anything there.

If that asshole NoNoobs shows up again just ignore him
I appreciate the defend that wewe guys onyesha all of wewe rock^^

But trust me if he directly talked to me he will be dreaming of his mama cleaning his diaper. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Remember when wewe were a kid, and after chasing down the ice cream truck with the local neighborhood kid like the monsters from I Am Legend, and wewe would buy one of those Spongebob au Spider-Man ice creams only to open the wrapper and see their faces dripping and their eyes falling out? Is that supposed to be Spider-Man au a Hiroshima survivor
Good childhood memories ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just discovered a problem with my schedule. It is dictating to me that I must spend one WHOLE saa doing timesheets, when I could be playing LoL...

...Why do I have to have responsibilities? Lol. I wish I got paid to just do as much nothing as I possibly could. I'd get bored eventually, though, then I'd find something to do. Hopefully.

I don't wanna do things, I wanna play games and go on Fanpop... Lmao. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *Discovers that Matrix 4 is in the making months later*

Also me: *surprised Raviolis face* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Every confusion in anime is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm having a memingful time XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wanna pet nyangumi :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Where the fuck is Lefty when wewe need him? XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, wewe dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have wewe ever received strange messages here? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell wewe something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys the ikoni contest is back. I think uploading picha work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give au take. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who got the apples? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell wewe never to go with strangers
But wewe know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells wewe to go with them, maybe go with them
wewe may find yourself on a fun adventure ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What wewe currently have in your mouth is art ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just ate dark chokoleti and coffee two uchungu, chungu things just like life in 2020

XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that wewe try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right au damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sup, minions. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My friend alisema that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope wewe all have a lovely creampie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita