Some say we're entering another Great Depression... ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Because of corona all of the bars in my state are closed. Tomorrow is St Patrick’s day. Type F in the chat. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

When wewe are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I finally saw the VENOM movie..
If they make a Carnage spin-off and NOT have it rated R, I'll be real mad.. wewe can't have Cletus Kassedy NOT in a R rated movie.. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

*Gets ganked twice at juu early into the match but doesn't die because of Nimbus vazi, pazia and Celerity combo plus I always take flash ghost on Darius* So I type in all-chat "If wewe gank juu again, I'm going to double kill wewe both :)" The third gank, I get a double kill. The Yorick says "he was right" xD I keep my words :) Great LoL day, had a good win streak. I just need one zaidi mastery token to level up Heimerdinger :D ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

When can we get PaRappa the Rapper 3 where PaRappa shoots Biggie and Tupac because they didn't believe ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Hi. With all the virus stuff going on, it's hard not to worry about the safety of others. I truly hope each and every one of wewe stay healthy and safe. wewe are in my thoughts and prayers.
In order to make things brighter, I have an "important" announcement: In 1991 there was a Batman film made in the Philippines called Alyas Batman en Robin. It's about a high-school student and his older brother becoming Batman and Robin, while a different student and his uncle become Joker and Penguin. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Shit. I have to take off til the 23rd due to COVID concerns...

Who's taking off college because of Coronavirus? How do wewe feel about this, if so? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

*Goes to practice tool to practice jungle Garen and gets 9.9 cs per dakika and all objectives* Wait a minute, Garen is a power farmer. Why don't I jungle with him? Its just free W stacks. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Wtf is 2020?? Remember when our biggest concern was war with Iran? It hasn't even been two months ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Me: Damn, Luna the Moon was looking high as fuck on the kubeba and the Big Blue House.

Also Me: Damn it older me, stop ruining my childhood! XD ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Whoever thought these Darius nerfs were good need to actually listen to the community. His mana costs are perfect right now, it limits Darius enough. His issue right now is that his passive does too much in laning. If they changed the passive and made it weaker in the early lane but a little stronger late game, then Darius would be fine. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I have Monster White Dragon Tea. It came in today.

That's stuff is pretty bitter, but strong though.

For all those who don't do uchungu, chungu stuff, but want this, I'd advise chasing it with a soda au juice. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Bitches be like "bitches be like" and then be the bitches that be like. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I have to get this off of my chest after playing Magia Record for so long:

Screw Sana's family, particularly her parents! They deserved to have their souls getting eaten alive kwa a witch! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I wish DC would make it legal for all companies to make their own Batman films. That way, Batman films would come out zaidi regularly and I'd be the happiest bat shabiki in the world. I'd upendo to make my own Batman film. Sorry about my bila mpangilio Batman gushing, but this is the bila mpangilio club and Batman can be pretty random. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

It's not that I hate you. It's just that your face is very punchable...and stompable...and shootable and hit-with-a-busable. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

You're not a true rebel unless wewe kubeba witness to TakadaBear Reedit's Full Version and stick with it for 10 hours straight !!!! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Me: wewe have 10 hours to live.
Doctor: Wtf??? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

You're not a true rebel, unless wewe listen to GRAVEDGR and Lit Lords. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

My 24-pack of Monster White Dragon chai is coming in :)

I wish I could get a 4-pack of it instead. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

You're not a true rebel unless wewe listen to ska punk
Wake the fuck up, sheeple ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Doctor : Relax.
Patient : I'm relax.
Doctor : I'm talking to myself. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I am a simple man. I see they make a cute Twitch skin, I will start maining Twitch in LoL. This is literally what I needed to start playing ADC and for me to play Twitch because I think rats are adorable, but Twitch...isn't that adorable. I've played him a little bit tho. Once the Shadowfoot skin gets released, I will start playing him. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Adobo sauce tastes good, surprisingly. It's like a salty, smoky, BBQ sauce. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

White, black, man, woman, transgender, straight, gay, bisexual All of the following mentioned deserve to be treated fairly and with upendo ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

hujambo lady`s wisdhing wewe all a happy international Women's siku on 8th march
Let`s celebrate!!!
and wishing wewe all(also the Boys/men) a happy Weekend as well!!!
hugs and upendo Kat ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

The good thing about not buying into the LoL eternal system is they won't really know I'm an objective player and a mgawanyiko, baidisha pusher lol. I'm pretty sure my structures destroyed number would be way too high and I don't want my opponent knowing that before the game even starts. They'll know once I'm just in their base, destroying their inhibitors with the Rift Herald kwa my side. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Sick and tired of what to say
no one listens anyway
sing, that's all wewe can
ramblin' years of lousy luck
wewe miss the smell of burnin' turf
dream, that's all wewe can

Ah but dont, no don't sink the boat,
That wewe built, that wewe built to keep aaafloat. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I HAVE FINALLY DID IT. S+ Jungle Darius in a 4v5 game. I went 13/2/7 with 202 cs (7.8 cs/min). With the runes Hail of Blades. I understand the cheesiness of HoB, but dang, it actually does feel good on jungle Darius lol. I get Relentless Hunter with Nimbus vazi, pazia and Waterwalking plus Dead Man's Plate, how's my ganking potential now BRO?! So yeah, fun LoL day. I got two S's on Garen today, made a Sett go 1/6 while I get a triple kill in both games. Fun times. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Anyone play the game Outlast? its pretty Good ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I don't do series posts often, but I think I need to. On the night of 3/1, there was a tornado that came thru my area. And as tornado's do, it caused a shit-ton of damage. Up to about 20+ people died as a result, and it even came close to hitting my house. The morning after, I checked on my Marafiki and they alisema they were fine. But unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky. One of my friend's told me that many people were advised to not travel due to the destruction. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

If God were an mwandishi then he would definitely need a new proofreader because the typos in my life are fucking atrocious XD ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

There's this chick that works at the college that keeps looking at me, then looking away. Hmmmmmm... ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Riot is shutting down the Boards so people can go on Reddit au Twitter instead. The Boards is far zaidi active than Fanpop. wewe ever wonder when Fanpop, as a site, will just go down under, everything wiped, no cache au memory of this place? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

HI Y'ALL ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I wonder if there will be a new season of Dr. Stone. I like that anime. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

How do I send kasha pokezi messages on Instagram... ? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I just watched Tangled: The Series series finale, and it was AWESOME. IDK if anyone else is a shabiki of the onyesha au not, so I won't spoil it. It was just really good. Loved every sekunde of it. Now to find another onyesha to watch...... ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

pizza and ice cream bitches!! ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

wewe say circumcision
I say yeet that meat ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Toonami programming block has shortened. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Is this coronavirus an "end of the world" sign? Almost like an apocalypse? ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

News: The coronavirus is here, but do not panic
Also News: wewe will all die ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Kool-Man: "Excuse me, sir. Are wewe Benjamin Franklin?"
Benjamin Franklin: "Yes, I am. I'm also hot and thirsty."
This is actual dialogue from the Kool-Aid Man comic book. It's nice that Benjamin Franklin is so casual and relaxed about meeting a character as odd as the Kool-Aid Man. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

I want glorifed chicken nuggets [boneless wings]. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Hey, guys, I have the cure for coronavirus. It's so simple and it could save you, your family and your grandma's dog. All wewe gotta do is-
WHOOPS! SORRY, LOOKS LIKE wewe GOTTA DISABLE AD BLOCKER! UNLESS, I GUESS, wewe REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY THAT MUCH! ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

The corona virus is within the states... ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Someone alisema that straight men shares zaidi deeper things with gay men, like relationships, emotions, shit like that. WTF, nobody shares that stuff with me. Is bi not the same? ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

I have the power! ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Remember, it's only cheating if wewe get caught
Lesson is: Cheaters never prosper, unless they do it in secrecy. Then it's okay ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Getting my partner hooked on anime so I can now call him a filthy weeb has been the accomplishment of 2020 so far tbh. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Since I've been loving Netflix's She-Ra reboot so much, I decided to get the original She-Ra onyesha which I hadn't seen before. I grew up watching the original He-Man onyesha and the original She-Ra onyesha is a spin-off of it. It's a really good show. Adventurous, creative, exciting, and so much fun. Plus He-Man and Skeletor make guest appearances on the show. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Crossovers I want to see, but probably never will:

Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes
Sonic/Mario (not just in games)
Digimon/Pokemon
DBZ/Sailor Moon
Frozen/Tangled
Zootopia/Monsters INC...?

Thinking of making an actual orodha of crossovers I'd like to see. I haven't written any new makala in a while, so why not? au would this work better as a poll? ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Wife: Honey, Walmart ran outta those scarfs I wanted :(
Husband: wewe have beautiful hands...for fixing me a sandwich.

#shitpost ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Finally got my mastery 7 on Garen. For Demacia!
I used to build Garen tanky but now I can't stop with the attack speed even tho his tankyness got buff lol. Maybe if I gotten beaten up more, I'll go back to tanky Garen. Attack speed Garen just cs's so fast.
Anyways, I watched Detective Pikachu and the movie was pretty neat. Its kinda what I expect from a movie, I guess :v ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life lessons
Potato skins are good
But they taste even better when you're drunk
Lesson is. Always drink XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel it coming.
Rising on the horizon.
I feel it coming.
It’s coming home.

My soul it’s on it.
Without it there’s no life.
My soul it’s on it.
Nowhere to go.

wewe and me on the planet till the weekend.
Get up, let's roll.

Let it be us together till the world ends.
Nowhere to go.

Fly me to the brightest nyota in the sky.
I upendo the sun. And wewe know why... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I saw Sonic on Saturday. The films is a sweet and fun family film. James Marsden and Sonic are an enduring duo and Jim Carrey does a great job as Dr. Robotnik. If there is a sequel, I hope Amy Rose, Cream, Blaze, Knuckles, and Rouge onyesha up. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Raw trap should totally hit the mainstream. I wonder how rawphoric trap (rawphoric/trap) would sound tho tho?

link

(This link isn't rawphoric trap; it's raw trap.) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Spamming "follow me on _____" on message/chat boards is like the internet version of holding up a spare change sign lmao. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When the enemy Blitzcrank hooks me and I get a triple kill. The best way to engage with Darius. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Awwww yeah! Got another cap, herufi kubwa for 200 fans! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

lol ha ben15delas thinks he's zaidi Dark than me the Queen Of Darkness. Say what wewe want Ben but tell me I'm right as you'll never be as Dark as me! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know you've made a friend for life when they put in the effort and money to get Big Man Tyrone to wish wewe a happy birthday ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe ever just looked at someone's profaili page that shares the same jina la mtumiaji as wewe and wewe find out that guy is way zaidi maarufu than you, they made their profaili page on your birthday, and they say some shit that wewe completely disagree with? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Two words. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"And who alisema you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At the end of the siku we are all human beans. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed kwa the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Beat your meat
While wewe can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank wewe for kusoma my poem. It took twelve sekunde to write, but a lifetime to create ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated kwa the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Suicide mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello and thank wewe for calling the Mental Health Institute
If wewe have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dont ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bugs' imaginary friend: Whatsupbugs, can wewe recommend some films?
Bugs: Sure. wewe should see Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin
Imaginary friend: Um, how about a film that's not a Batman film?
Bugs: Joker
Imaginary friend: Suggest a film that has nothing to do with Batman.
Bugs: No. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please note, if I insult your state, I don't hate you, just your state. So if I insult California, I'm not insulting you. Honestly, people who live in California are unsung heroes. They live there so we don't have to. Just like Nostalgia Critic but zaidi justified ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I finally found a way to watch Rick and Morty.. Admittedly I only saw a about 5 au six episodes.. Mostly season 1.. It's only 2 years old.. Damn, I thought it was older ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My sis did well at her school play despite being incredibly tired. I had to carry her home. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fun fact: Every drop of ink used to draw your inayopendelewa hentai doujinshi is actually the tears of Jesus Christ herself . Because it's the only way to create something so sinful yet so beautiful at the same time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I got a quadra kill with Swain and we were doing really well but LoL went down for maintenance. I CRY. That quadra...it doesn't exist anymore :,( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Random. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find Jesus again when I watched Birds of Prey ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming au putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One zaidi S au S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what wewe want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see wewe frown! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People often debate about which is zaidi important: Being strong physically au mentally. However, I believe having a strong moyo is zaidi important. wewe don't have to be a super genius au a hunky muscle dude. If wewe have a strong, loving heart, you're wonderful. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Finally made my mashup pack. I'm proud of myself :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My melatonin gummies aren’t working, I haven’t slept hardly at all in a week. I swear to god if I don’t get sleep soon, I’m gonna die. This is killing me, jeez. How hard is it to fucking relax??? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A lot of celebrities, who seem so wonderful, sadly turn out to not be as admirable as they may initially appear. I recently found out that Japanese director Isao Takahata is one of these people. It's been revealed he was difficult to work with, to the point that fellow director Yoshifumi Kondo, died of overwork and stress shortly after directing his first and only Studio Ghibli film, Whisper of the Heart. I'm sorry for this bleak post, but I feel very emotionally confused and sad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!~ Enjoy today with friends, family, partners au even just treat yourself nicely. Spread the love, because you're not alone. 💕🌹 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita