joyeux noël, ouais!

Translation of french: Merry Christmas, y'all ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Merry krisimasi ya filthy animals, and a Happy New Year! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

As childlike as I am, I’ve stopped being happy to wake up at the crack of dawn just to open gifts. Screw that shit, I’d rather sleep in as much as possible. But with my aunt being how she is, she won’t let me. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Wait, SpongeBob. We're not cavemen. We have technology. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

2020 be the New 2010 man I was like 11 that time ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Happy krisimasi Eve. I hope wewe all have a wonderful day. Thank you, my friends, for having the krisimasi spirit in your moyo all mwaka round. wewe make everyday shine brighter. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

....I'm so fucking bored -.- ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

If any of wewe feel like no one notices you, then wewe should know that last night I got locked out of my workplace while working outside because everyone assumed I went nyumbani with the rest of the crowd. I freaked the lead out when she saw I was still there - she'd already turned off the lights and everything lmao ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I can't believe I can't have my mti up this mwaka because me and the rest of my household knows that Skye is gonna try and destroy it. She is gettin really destructive and ripping up everything she can get her teeth and nails in. She thinks she can chew on everything she sees. She recently wrecked my mom's upendo kiti, kiti cha couch. And that's not all. It's gettin out of control. Well she is half lab. I'm not the only one without a mti up, am I? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

˛˚⛄˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.🔔*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* Christmas*🎁 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.˛* ˛*🎄🎄🎄
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼\. ˛*.🎄。🎄˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*🎄🎅
in advance to wewe all!!! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Alright so first and foremost, I'd like to give a big thanks to the following peeps: zanhar1, BlindBandit92, 2ntyOnePilots, Karoii-chan, CokeTheUmbreon.

Thanks for well-wishing. It made having to where these itchy fucking casts a little zaidi bearable XD Now I gotta leg-drag-walk around as 3/8ths of a Christopher Reeves for almost nine damn weeks. NINE. uuuugh.

But on the bright side, I'm as free as a bird now! No zaidi being waken up for IVs xD YES! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Let's End Trump's Era The Big Way! #Impeach ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Well Yesterday night was fun my bro and his weird friend Andrew who lives inayofuata door were playing video games on my console in my room. My little sister who got done cleaning offered them a tray of cookies. Andrew made fun of her calling her a house maid and a cuntling. because she likes to clean and help out all the time. So000oo the 2 had a hilllllllarious fight!!!! To the point where she hit Andrew with the tray. She REALLY hates him coming over lol XD ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Friday the 13th was originally Freyja's siku but Christians alisema "lmao guess what heretics" and painted it as a siku of evil to push fear onto the image of Pagans
So, happy (late) Friday the 13th, sluts ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I spent four hours editing a bila mpangilio meme for the end of the decade
That's right, Crazedsitcomfan. You're not the only one who can hariri a series of pictures together
There's a new kid in town ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Fear is my bitch. Imma strong! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Check out the 2019 Game Awards if wewe want to throw away two and a half hours of your life with garbage advertising, Kojima filling the scene, shitty movie plugs, and MAYBE get twenty dakika of stuff wewe actually care about ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Hope everyone was salama yesterday. From bad luck and/or Jason. What's Friday the 13th doing in December anyway? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

My life has been positively affected kwa the kindness and thoughtful sentiments of my Marafiki on Fanpop. Thank wewe for making me see life through a zaidi optimistic viewpoint. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Good afternoon. I'm not really sure how to put this out there because this site is hella weird, but due to a request, I've been told to just put what needs to be put here. I don't know who here is Marafiki with Plastic Sundae, but I'm here to inform wewe all that he won't be here for a few days due to an accident at 1 of his occupations involving overexertion. He's been a bit sick for the past few days, and I'm not allowing him to do much zaidi until he gets better. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Happy Friday 13th everybody! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Everybody please be salama today. Hope y'all don't have any bad luck on this day. And watch out for you-know-who ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

When wewe have a LoL friend and wewe just want to play LoL with him but he hears your voice and suddenly all he wants is to cam with me au hear my voice so he can get off. He's not even gay. C'mon dude, stop being horny and just play LoL. The only thing I'm feeling right now is the urge to ngumi, punch him. He was actually fun to play with but now he doesn't play LoL with me anymore. This is BS. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Man looking back at the archive of this site it was crazy active every sekunde of the siku in 2009. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I FINALLY updated my profile, and I’m SUPER happy with it.
Take a look. Totally sick if I say so myself! 🤘🤘🤘 ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Thank wewe God
And Thank wewe too, Satan ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Thank wewe trolls ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I worry about the siku I have a child, not because having a child terrifies me (It does though), but the idea of hearing my kid say he wants to be a Youtuber au a Let's Player when he grows up would genuinely upset me
If wewe have kids au younger relatives of any kind, siblings, nephews, whatever, and they wanna be a Youtuber, please make reconsider ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

A person's life is a continuous stream of change; one can't judge a person based on a momentary situation. What really matters is how we connect to each other and how we treat one another with patience, compassion and honesty. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Does anybody know a jerk usernamed NoNoobs? 2 months ago, he went on my ukuta and just randomly called me a fool and alisema I'm gullible. He called me that in my kasha pokezi too. Yes I know it was a while back but still. I don't know who he think he was to just come on my page (and kasha pokezi me) and call me a fool and gullible. Who is he and what's his problem with me? Is he a troll? Is he like this to everyone? All I wanna know is who he is and what that was all about. That's all I'm asking. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

I want to see Motley Crue but the tickets are crazy expensive. :v Granted it's only the presales so maybe gen admission will be reasonably priced. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

krisimasi be comin! And ma lil sis is getting stuff set up like crazy! Ayeeeeee XD ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

So to like, get your like, free v-bux on Fortenight, we're gonna like, not charge you, but we like, need a card """"on file."""" ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

Anybody plays League of Legends? Idk, I'm playing juu lane way too much that I kinda want to change my jina la mtumiaji that lets me geek out about Darius and Garen. Best rivalry match ever, two very fun characters, just a good time. ilitumwa miezi 12 iliyopita

t-t-t-t today junior XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

For my peeps here that like reading, if you're interested in something not only good to read but also different, then I'd definitely recommend checking out some of Zan's stuff :D I think I'd read a novel if she wrote one.

Also, pray for Nuri's filling xD Type "F". ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wish people didn't come to a fast chakula restaurant and order sick as hell ended up witnessing one dude not make it and vomit. Like nasty. I was done that day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"A siku in the life of" aka "Filming myself doing everything I need to for a siku so it doesn't look like I'm doing nothing for another three weeks" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys.
I think it’s about time I say something to all of you, seeing as I’ve been here 4-ish years now. XD
I’m transgender. Female to male. Probably not much surprise there, because it’s clear that I’ve never been fully stable identity wise. But yeah. Just putting that out.
Closet = empty!

Love, ya dude Jayson ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just started watching for the first time Wednesday. I binge watched to the end of season 2, and let me just say that I fucking upendo this show! I don't even know how I never really heard of it that much up until now, and I'm glad I decided to give it a shot :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wowie... been ages since I was here. Hope everyone is doing well ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy thanksgiving, y'all

French: Bonne action de grâce, ça va

Chinese: Gǎn'ēn jié kuàilè, nǐ huì

Japanese: Shiawasena kansha-sai, ya' ll

Korean: jeulgeoun chusu gamsajeol, najung-e

Mongolian: talarkhlyn ödriin mend khürgeye ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm thankful for my wonderful friends. Thank wewe for everything. Happy Thanksgiving. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Will wewe marry me?" is a marriage proposal.

"Will, You, Marry, Me" is a foursome proposal.

"Will, wewe marry me." is a time traveler spoiling the future.

"Will you, Marry me " is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy chakula siku mother fuckers! I hope ya'll all have a great siku today with family au whoever you're spending the holiday with! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"God has the most toxic fanbase. " - Satan. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

upendo annoyin my bestie I like to head down to my basement and blast my electric guitar, gitaa to scare her awake.When she stays over lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm going out for a trip to a state that shaped like a dick. So I am going to be even less active on this site than usual. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I never really realized how some names are common as fuck until I hung out with three Marafiki with the same damn name XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When people talk shit to appeal to other people, it's really a sad sight to see XD Embarrassing, really. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo everyone :( are wewe guys Karis New internet friends? :( this is her little sister kari keeps making me do most of the house work :( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wanna know what sucks about being sick? Not knowing where wewe got it from? 😒

How many of wewe feel the same? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hazbin Hotel is amazing and anybody who appreciates dark humor should check it out. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yeeeeah, I still can't get behind FoTWD. There's not enough "CorrrAL! " in my opinion xP ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

...

Drainage. That's all I can say. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The best revenge ever is success. upendo someone for their heart. Not their things. A good moyo is bigger than anything. Don't pain for those who may leave you. Use pain to earn success that defines wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Stay Rockin & Rollin! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Watch out! Scientists will try to prove wewe wrong au say otherwise just to show-off how know it all they are. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe want to text/message someone but the last convo was awkward :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bored ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys I got a new acount 👍🏻 (I used to be melody Bryant) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh god, work in an saa and I haven't even began to rub my eyes xD ffFFUCK. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How to annoy a friend (the right way XD):

Scenario 1: Take things too literally
"That shit was good!"

"You eat shit?"

"No I–"

"You nasty mother fucker!"

"Sonuva bitch, kahaba I–"

"YOU EAT IT UP LIKE GROCERIES!"
-
Scenario 2: Answering in song/reference

"Yo, I'm on 13th Street, where wewe at?"

"Tokio Hotel ."

"What? No forreal though, where wewe at?"

"The wrong side of heaven–"

"I ain't callin wewe no zaidi bruh damn."

"–the righteous side of hell ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell wewe why it isn't. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dark as shit in ma house Good time for some creepypasta. :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I remember I had a pizza delivery job once in my teens along with my friend. One of the people I was delivering to were damn hella creepy. I got used to it while my friend not so much. Lets just say she quit faster than wewe can say. She hated going to certain houses. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Pretending not to be manic like...
Ahahaha scuz the wild look in my eyes I uhhhhh had coffee ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ugh...slept so hard that I think my mto gave me a conCUSHION...

...Where's the door, I'll onyesha myself out XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Karis doll is creepy ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thinking about the vacation feels better than the actual vacation. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

... 🤔 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Romanticizing bad things are like:

Person 1: Well...if you're in a toxic relationship why not just leave? wewe know, because "toxic" means poisonous and poison is bad for wewe which means toxicity is bad for wewe which means wewe should be in a poisonous relationship which mean–

Person 2: NnnnnNOO!

Person 1: ....why?

Person 2: Because ITS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND NO ONE CAN HAVE IT! ITS MINE! MIIINE! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Du du du du-du du du
Du du du du du-du du du ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

>watching a 7 dakika video on how to sleep in 60 sekunde ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Senpai did notice everything. Senpai can see right through all your dirty tricks and mind games. " ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Study says smoking is good for environment because it kills humans. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The warm punda beaches are nice fuk this cold. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why does Death Metal have no instrumentals.. They have some very badass guitar, gitaa work.. But the lyrics keep ruining it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm going to be off the internet for a while because I want to avoid being spoiled from Pokemon Sword and Shield. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thank you, my friends, for making fanpop a brighter, zaidi friendly, and fun place. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh god...ooooh man...or humanity...ohh dude, oh fuck, oh shit, oh my goodness, sweet mother of Lipton ice tea....good golly oh mighty on a sunny day....oh my Riku without sprinkles and Azulaless Zan...great GOOGLY MOOGLY WHAT DID SHE DO TO ME?!

My stomach feels weird and I feel like I'm floating. Oh my god....I'm in love. This ain't right XD That's not how I'm supposed to work dammit! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I am become Death"

No matter how many times I hear this, that part always make me laugh when I'm trying to be fucking serious XD heshima to whoever knows where that quote is from. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I remixed a remix of 'Carol Of The Bells.'

Would it be too early to release? 🤔 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Death Stranding makes me feel like a true mailman, unlike New Vegas. New Vegas doesn't even have Monster Energy
10/10 for real postman experience
6/10 for everything else ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Sorry, We Couldn't Post To This Wall"

Oh yeah? OH YEAH?! Well....okay. .--. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Any besides me try to moonwalk like Michael Jackson only to fail fall? XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! been awhile since I was on this site lol joined like in 2014 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Veteran's Day. God bless all those who have fought for our country. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

An old friend showed back up Saturday.

His name is...

Insomnia. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today is my BD, so now I'm 4.6 × 5 years old! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp, I have been part of this Club for five years (I think?). Start being absent for the longest time during my stay on fanpop and I return to see that it is now that I got a Dedicated Medal in here.

Uhh... Go me? XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've started a new fanclub. It's about the superheroes that us fanpop members grew up watching as kids. link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People don't quit jobs, they quit bosses. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I want to thank everybody on here. I know things haven't been perfect on here, but I think there's a lot of kindness and generosity on this website. The world needs zaidi positivity and I wish there were zaidi people like wewe guys. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo idk if I mentioned it yet, (if wewe know who they are and care, you’ve probably already heard the news) but on Halloween, My Chemical Romance got back together.
My Chemical Fucking Romance. I’m so happy about it still. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita