That awkward moment when someone gives wewe heshima for a contest wewe forgot wewe entered. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

" Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
I can’t stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
A punt in the butt.
A lesson that will finally shut ‘em up!

Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids. " ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

today was ok for me i guess ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I haven't had chajio, chakula cha jioni yet. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My dad wouldn't make me any breakfast,so now I'm sitting here eating kuki, vidakuzi and maziwa for breakfast. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAYYY TOOOOO MEEEEEE ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My mums boyfriend: "Spread the nuts....is it going in?"

He's building a bike XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Period's late.

Still a virgin.

I'M HAVING THE inayofuata JESUS. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm going to get a cat. I'm going to name that cat everycat. Then I shall hug it. I can hug every cat :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A case of irony: wewe open Internet Explorer (or whatever browser wewe use). It locks up. wewe open the task manager. When trying to forcibly close your browser, the task manager locks up. Then wewe need to use a task manager to close that task manager. This happened to me before my computer crashed. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my dad says heyyy there is this amazing sea trip to turkey u guys wanna go , we were like yeah dad sure thats really cool , and he was like nah u well get sea sick

WTF!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today was a bila mpangilio siku here is why

me-PURPLE NURPLE!!!!

sis-ok??

me-lala lala elmos world =)

sis-WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU????

me-whutzzzzz

sis-u mit need to be checked

me-THE MOST EPIC PERSON IS HERE!!!!

and then this happened

me-OMFG

bff-whut whut

me-IDK

=) i have no idea why these things happen to me WHY?????
O.O

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q:Who has a pet named Gary
A:SPONGEBOB!!
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Do wewe know how hard it is to draw a triangle?! >_< ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i want goldfish but i cant have them ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Has anybody seen the Youtube video... "webcam 101 for seniors?" If not go to www.youtube.com RIGHT NOW! IT'S SO FUNNY!
(: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My best friend Katie wrote the number 8 on a sticky note and stuck it on my forehead and I kept it on all day.
My Spanish teacher is now going to call me "The Number 8."
I did a happy dance in the middle of class, saying things like "8, 8, I am 8! The symbol of perfection! I am 8, the perfect number!" Everyone stared at me.

Best siku of my life. Period. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Moon Cosmic Power,Make Up! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

(>^_^)> ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

good morninn ppl hahaha anotha beatiful morninn ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Stupid computer Updates! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe pause during a TV onyesha and they have hilarious faces. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

10 heshima to the person how becomes a shabiki of the club on fanpop "celebrity craze!!!" guaranteed ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so its all bila mpangilio huh!? then in that case..chevelet camerio ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So wewe know those "WHEN wewe SEE IT, You'll Shit Bricks" things? Word of advice: If it has something circled, and there's nothing in the circle, quickly change it before wewe scare the absolute shit out of yourself. I fell for it twice and WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SPONGE BOB MAKES wewe LESS INTELIGENT I HAVE PROOF;

What's 2+2? 7? WHAT'S 7? WHY THE FUCK AM I WRIGHTING THIS? ~passes out~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ANGRY BIRDS ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PASTAAAA!!!

That is all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the movie Real Steel is coming to theaters on my b-day!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I HAVE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT FRACTIONS FOR MATH! AND SING IT! WTF?!?!?!?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how long does it take to reply to a text??? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My Marafiki spanish teacher is named Richard (the teachers call him Dick) Cockburn.

Dick Cockburn O_O I'm not joking ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OK I KNOW THIS IS bila mpangilio (that's kinda the point though, isn't it....)

but i have officially been 16 for 16 days.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have been on here for 100 days in a row e.e
I have no life! x3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I Lost MY FLASH DRIVE!!!!!! If you're a writer, wewe know how this feels. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The girl wewe just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl wewe just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy wewe just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy wewe just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying.

National Suicide Prevention Week
I am against bullying. - Repost & Save a life :)

Pass it on ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's funny how many people in the last few months have gotten banned, especially if it's been troll type users au the ones who pick on others.
I can recall several that haven't returned after there first account being suspended. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio word: frog ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........ya!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think I got nauseous from eating the pocky. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got a new pet it's a hermet kaa he is so cute ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Pingas. That is all. lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe can't see a real live dinosaur, but people in the distant future can. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HOLY CONFUZZLED machungwa, chungwa TWISTED COUNTRY FRIED bacon FLAVORED upinde wa mvua BOXES!

I found a penny! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

To the people that want to get other people reported...
It DOES NOT MATTER how many times a person is reported. The only thing that matters is what the person did, and how severe it was. Jeez people. Third time I've had to explain this today. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: I'm gonna watch Nabari no Ou
Computer: But baby, wewe haven't checked your tumblr in 3 hours ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dear everyone,

I'm sorry for making everything a sexual innuendo. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*sometimes upendo comes around and it knocks wewe down just get back up when it knocks wewe down* sings to bad i dont have anyone's upendo to knock me down :( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy, happy, happy...

♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We all live with the objective of being happy; Our lives are all different and yet the same- Anne Frank ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i Lost the game
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Happy derpday to meee...... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OH MY GOD TODAY SUCKS!
I couldn't make any of the stupid lines straight on my stupid art project, so I kept having to go back and erase and erase and erase and I erased so much that the STUPID FREAKING PAPER RIPPED so I started freaking out and I can't ask my art teacher to give me any zaidi because it's expensive anyway so she couldn't give me any zaidi and I couldn't find the stupid paper ANYWHERE in this town so now I have to go ALL THE WAY TO AVON and I am about to explode! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a buibui can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Haterz gonna hate >:3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Lonely Island is now officially my new inayopendelewa band. :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SO bila mpangilio ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Reality hits wewe hard, bro. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

someone says: i hate when i say something and the one with me say me too
the guy inayofuata too him: yeah me too ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

boy: i upendo u <3
girl:prove it;scream it to the world
boy:*whisper in her ear* i upendo u
girl: y did u whisper it to me?
boy:cuz u are my world <3

that is soo cute and sweet :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

juu 4 LIES

I'm fine
I don't like anyone
That was my last piece of gum
I've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Are wewe a human?

...No, I am a meat-popsicle. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

mahindi, nafaka CHIPS

~5 whole sekunde later~

R.I.P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got the I Like Trains song on iTunes xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OH MY GOD THERE IS THIS SONG THAT I REALLY REALLY WANT BUT I CAN'T FIND A GOOD VERSION TO SAVE MY LIFE AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED THIS SONG AND I CAN'T FIND THE VERSION I WANT THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME AND I AM GOING TO GO INTO PANIC MODE IS I DON'T FIND IT SOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THE INCIDENT WITH THE STRIPES SOMEBODY HELP ME au MY SANITY WILL SUFFER PLEASE I AM BEGGING wewe ALL!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe gotta help me, man, my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeee!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We all need to get our Marafiki to read Ben Drowned. We then buy an Elegy of Emptiness statue and get the reverse Song of Healing on our iPods, and SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM 24/7! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So we're on a Ben Drowned craze now? Well, expect to see a million Fanpoppers be scared shitless in the inayofuata few days. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

this is like the 17th mti ive fallen out of this month. something tells me im going to fall out of at least 6 more. O.o ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hanging with the guys enough i'm the only girl =) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OK so I know this is an unpopular opinion but I believe that hate klabu should be allowed, I mean don't get me wrong i'm not like a big hate shabiki au something, it's just people come onto fanspots and stuff to hate otherwise and people don't want to read it, I just think if there were hate klabu people could release there anger without upsetting anyone else. I also think they'd be a great idea in times of ship wars. :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hi guys im new ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What if someone discovered oranges weren't vegetables? What would they be, fruit? au would they be from someother planet? Would this discovery change the world as we know it? What would wewe do If oranges weren't vegetables?

O.O my cousin's poem he wrote for his third grade class. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My mom's Laptop is making some really creepy punda noises. > _ > I know she wasn't watching a movie the last time she used it, and I swear it wasn't even turned on when I woke up this morning..And I'm nyumbani alone...

...And I'm kusoma a bunch of Creepypasta shit...

...*opens the door and gets the hell out of the apartment* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother.
As she's running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It's her mother. She whispers to her child, "Don't go into the kitchen. I heard it too." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Rawr...>:3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

You've met a terrible fate haven't you? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OH FUCK I JUST READ/WATCHED BEN. Afraid of Cleverbot now. And video games. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have a dead bat hanging on the phone lines outside my window...
it got eletrocuted,now it looks like someone deep-fried it... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

epicness ssǝuɔıdǝ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am so annoyed because my parents told me they are going back to my nyumbani town and when i ask to come i get told no wewe have school and why do want to go i say because i wanna see Nicole and i wanna see and hang out with her but they wont let me i am so freaking mad and it is so stupid that they wont let me come i am so GGGRRRR why wont they let me come WHY?!?!?!?!?!OMG i just dont get why they wont let me come i no i have school but i can skip i havent missed a sisngle siku of school why!!!!!!? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

all the injustice....... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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˙ıɥ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Never really realized that people have serious issues on here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The bila mpangilio club is turning into Creepypasta galore DX Help me... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well.

I am totally freaked out now. Thank you, Creepypasta. I won't sleep for weeks now, and I'll consider starting hating dogs..And smiles..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I keep having dreams of playing badminton in my P.E class!:S
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hi ppl, im new and looking for tips on fanpop. :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I AM GOING TO pakia A AWESOME VIDEO PLEASE maoni ON IT
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yeah,yeah i know i'm ugly. Is it really worth cyber bullying me though? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how do wewe delet an acount? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guy im back it me selenagomez5476 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just realized how stupid my jina la mtumiaji is. Fuck.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A 15 mwaka old girl holds hands with her 1 mwaka old son. People call her “slut”, no one knows she was raped at age 14.People call another guy “fat”, no one knows he has serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man “ugly”, no one knows he experienced serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if wewe are against bullying and stereotyping.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've just watched a really, really bad movie. Tornado Warning. It looks like a low-budget film from the 90's, while it's actually a film from 2002 with a moderate budget. Honestly, it is so bad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Merry Christmas! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

that spam i ilitumwa b4 doesnt work. im bored.
who here is a shabiki of dnangel? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello everyone!!!! If there are any Karen Rose mashabiki out there.... mwandishi of I CAN SEE YOU, SCREAM FOR ME, KILL FOR ME, DIE FOR ME and many more.... Please jiunge this club link
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita