I have an idea. A Life Alert romance novel....I should stop having ideas. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21." Darn, just when things were getting active right here. Idk, I think it would of been better if they did it during the weekdays. Don't people spend zaidi time online on weekends? Seems like unfortunate timing, idk. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Teacher: What do wewe do after school?​ 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo​ ..2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.​ 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.​ 4th Student: I always stay at nyumbani and do my homework.​ Teacher: wewe are a great student, I hereby appoint wewe as the class monitor.​ wewe are a good example to other students. What's your name?​ 4th Student: Yakobo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Te amo my perverted fanpopers<3
xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Winter is FINALLY here- in March ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If I had 10 kuki, vidakuzi and wewe took half, do wewe know what wewe would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I never make the same mistakes twice, I make it five au six times just to be sure. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am zaidi pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

For anyone who wants to make a chemsha bongo and see how well others know him/her:
link

A Club has been made too so everyone can post their viungo there:
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy birthday to both my little niece and Tsubaki Yayoi from BlazBlue! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, wewe have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call wewe yesterday." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like having Regina as my ikoni because when I leave dumb maoni I can picture her saying them and it provides me with entertainment. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Idk why people use their memory as a way to prove something sucks au whatever because they forgot it. I mean, I forget what I did yesterday and I'm pretty sure my siku didn't suck. I forget parts from amazing / good movies, yet I can remember some of the stupid stuff in The Room. Forgetting something in a movie au whatever is not good evidence that it sucked, yet some people act like it is.
(No real reason for this rambling :P) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was offered sex with a 21 mwaka old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to tangaza some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Nowavailable with scented lemon, limau au vanilla. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What kind of stuff do y'all Watch & Listen too? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Now is probably the best time to have a porn addiction. Like, it's really hard to break, but at least wewe aren't having to pay for that shit. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A cockroach's last word to Andrew:
'Go ahead, kill me coward. wewe are just jealous i make your wife scream zaidi than wewe do when i climb her' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, wewe still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years zamani and I'm scared to ask her" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Can't stop smiling" got locked out of my account for almost a week, just now all that sudden I remembered it and started jumping up and down. YES.. I finally remembered and now I'm back ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just suddenly remembered the cartoon show, Kenny the Shark. I...I suddenly want to rewatch it lol. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate guys who kasha pokezi girls, asking for their numbers. Ladies, if wewe agree with me, kasha pokezi me with your numbers so we can discuss this matter in zaidi detail.!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here's my thing about gender identity. I really don't give a fuck about your gender. I will call wewe kwa gender neutral pronouns and wewe can go and have fun identifying as whatever the fuck wewe want. Call me transphobic, but I don't worry about what doesn't effect me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I bet wewe $ 13456324567 dollars wewe didn't read that number. wewe just skipped right over it. wewe didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but wewe went back and looked. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I upendo my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Alright fellow members. PAY ATTENTION! Since the technique of Multiple Answer Posting is on high demand, after a bit of thinking, I decided to share the secret with everyone. Honestly, it is pretty simple. The way of doing that was right under your noses all this time. Just see this instruction video and wewe will understand. Honestly, for some reason it is terribly unpopular despite working. Anyway, here wewe go !!!!

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Social construc is a gender! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cash me outside how bout dah? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

everything will be daijoubu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it hurts senpai be gentle ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have made a frozen yogurt popsicle. Life is good. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wife: Can wewe help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do wewe think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can wewe fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do wewe think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger au a kiss.
Husband: I am sure wewe must have aliyopewa him a burger.
Wife: What do wewe think I am.......McDonalds ?!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't need no money (u worth zaidi dan diamond zaidi dan gold)
As long as I keep dancing (free up urself get outa control) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As wewe can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm planning to do something on April 1st, but I just couldn't wait any longer! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Iros identifies as female. Don't be such a bigot, trucks have rights.
#ThingsIGotToSayToday ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The other siku i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Before making any promise to a girl, Masturbate twice!!I It may actually change your decision ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Would wewe upendo a Monsterman? Could wewe understand, the Beauty of the Beast? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just saw my reflection blinked. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thanks for messaging us. We try to be as responsive as possible. We will get back to wewe soon. Send nudes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yesterday I gave up my kiti, kiti cha on the bus for a blind person. Today, I Lost my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

1. I got a dig bick
2. wewe that read wrong
3. wewe read that wrong too
4. wewe checked
5. wewe smiled
7. wewe are wondering why you're still this kusoma this bs
8. wewe saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did wewe see that I skipped 6?
10. wewe checked
11. And saw wewe that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I alisema saw you, not wewe saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. wewe got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate it when girls on fanpop ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the sekunde reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the sekunde time this week. >~<' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The inayofuata siku their driver died of poisoning. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband alisema to the wife "satisfy him au he will kill us, be strong. I upendo you" Wife alisema "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I upendo wewe too......!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

anime is life (´ ε ` )♡
(´ ε ` )♡Life is anime ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Any Gravity Falls fan? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I find group therapy to be zaidi comforting and effective than one on one counseling. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sticks and stones may break my Bones but chains and whips excite me.
//shot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Should we ripoti Wolfx3? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I actually enjoy tofu and that makes me feel insecure in my masculinity. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today I made the WONDERFUL life desicion of watching the muziki video for SING kwa My Chemical Romance!

I haven't cried this much since Shelter....kill me please. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. wewe might just end up with and have a bowl of mchele noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and bila mpangilio seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

No one told me life was gonna be this way ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Patrick when he found out gary only wanted him for the cookie in his pocket ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Taking shots of lemon, limau concentrated Bleach and Windex who's with me? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A series of unfortunate events ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Eating a whole box of mac n cheese ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my juu braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she alisema it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them au not. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY!!!!!!!

mine. it's mine. ^v^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A misunderstood potato ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Eating everything in my house and watching netflix ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A new B here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

can i just curl up into a ball and sleep forever? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I stopped using my social media accounts all of the sudden as soon as my dad added me, then started monitoring me.. Coincidence? Sure!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't particularly know why, maybe because I was in a pensive mood, but while I was showering I had the sudden urge to self-improve my person. I want to develop zaidi healthier habits, and start exercising regularly. I want to better express my emotions, and not really become zaidi social, but improve my social skills au at least better understand people. Some of things I want to do I can't until I'm older and have a car and permit, but in the future I want to work a part time job- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It was over 70 degrees Fahrenheit yesterday and now it's snowing today. Come on Ohio make up your mind. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Semester starts tomorrow - if I was a good student, I'd block fanpop for a few months, the fantastic time-wasting and procrastination-enabling mechanism that it is. Not gonna happen though. What even is fanpop if it's not for wasting time and avoiding responsibilities? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

RainSoul's rankings of their least-to-most inayopendelewa Kuroko no Basket Openings!~
Link: link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe thought I was just some bila mpangilio fanpop user, but it was me, DIO! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hope this place is still alive... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Servamp! Can wewe hear me? =0 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Even if it makes me blind I just wanna see the light~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes I wish I could live inside someone else's imagination and study what they think about. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can someone *cough* donate me $33.67? I-It's an emergency I swear!
...okay fine I just want clothes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just discovered what I sound like with helium. I cracked myself up. I have a naturally deep voice, (not deep enough to pass for a man), and I sound like a bass, besi chipmunk au something. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello humans
i am back after many years off
is anyone interested enough to tell me what changed in here i can see new things and stuff ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is my upendo letter about Nu-13 disturbing?
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Valentine's siku everyone! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just wanna dance~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Happy Valentine's day" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"a comment was made to the answer: " .....Maybe fanpop should provide the link under the word "comment" instead of the answer, because it's stupid seeing an update for a response under an "empty" answer that wewe can't click on. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm Batman!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It would be awesome if the entire world had one big party. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's too cold I want it to be Summer! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

From now on, I'm using German umlauts for emoting and nobody can stop me ü ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

AH! It's storming! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

5 years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I swear to god people do not understand the concept of debating. Debating does not equal an argument. Debating is a discussion and a generally respectful discussion. Phrases like "I know what I am talking about" have no place. If we're arguing. Okay whatever it's an argument it isn't supposed to be nice. But if wewe enter a debate with me and use such a phrase and/or wewe do not respect other people's opinions if they never attacked wewe verbally. I do not have respect for you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The reason for camping is to feel crappy so wewe feel better when wewe go home. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

World: Grow up and be an adult!
Me: *sits in Hello Kitty PJs on a kitanda overflowing with stuffed animals, playing Animal Crossing* No thanks. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita