It's amazing some idiot on Youtube thinks I am trolling him when I alisema something normally and now he wants to ripoti me for harassment when he did it first. Such a dweeb...
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Me: Have wewe seen my glasses? My sister: No. Me: Are wewe sure? My sister: Where did wewe last put it? Me: My room. My sister: Why don't wewe look for it there? Me: But I can't find it without my glasses! My sister: . . . The hell?
Oh the irony. . .
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...Now my sister has Lost the samaki that she got to replace the first one she lost. How the fuck is this happening
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My legend began several years ago, in the August of my youth. au perhaps it was October, au November, perhaps even January! au April and May, but I must say that October sounds about right. Although January is the perfect time of mwaka to start a legend. No, no it WAS October, and a fabulous October it was indeed!
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I was fighting in the American Revolution with George Clooney as my meister.It was a very glorious summer, and all of the babes were rubbing my golden hilt. I was quite the dhahabu old boy in youth, and quite the ruffian, but still refined. Things have changed since then, and although I am still refined, I am not the bad boy I was once, although I can still pose quite the threat among the youth of today!zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
It reminds me of the days when I used to baby sit King Henry VIII in his childhood long before he was a king. As amazing as I am, I protected that boy from everything, from Wanyonya damu to ghosts to his Aunt Charlotte's kubeba hugs. She had a beard, that Charlotte... They say that a woman with a beard is a man, but what of a man with no beard? Does that make him a woman? Ah, the maswali of the world.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Troy: Brought a gun to school and later pulled it on his mom Forrest: Facing criminal charges after inaonyesha sixth graders his ball sack Dylan: Suspended after yelling "inappropriate" things at another kid Jon: Beat up a seventh grader Shawn: Suspended after throwing a notebook at a teacher, shoving a meza, jedwali across a room, slamming a door, and then kicking/punching his locker repeatedly April and Desi: Got in a fight in the cafeteria, had everyone shouting, "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
All this year...
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i wanna fuck u hard i wanna feel u deep i wanna rock ur body i wanna taste ur sweet i wanna fuck u hard i wanna feel u deep i wanna ahh ahh i wanna aah aah !! botdf-sexting :)
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People think i'm this immature crazy stalker pervert. That is true to some degree. But I can be extremely wise, and thoughtful at times~
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Hey, look, Alvaa's got a new account! Yaay! Apparently, she's REALLY SERIOUS this time, and she seems NOT to be trolling au posing anymore! We should NOT ripoti her this time!
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Dear Math, I'm sick and tired of finding your “X”. Just accept the fact that she is gone. songesha on, dude! Sincerely, Me.
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I was answering a swali today, with my friend watching. She asked me why I alisema I wasn't normal. I told her "dude. Im in upendo with a vocaloid, I wear socks on my hands and I speak in my own language that I made up and haven't taught anyone apart from my soft toy duck. That is not a valid swali right now,"
:) just thought I'd share
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I'm gonna have four children. My first daughter will be named Stacy, so I can be Stacy's Mom. The sekunde child will be Luke so my husband can say, "Luke, I am your father." The third will be called Narnia. When I buy her a toy at the store, I will pick up alisema toy and yell, "FOR NARNIA!" And the last will be named Sparta, so when I introduce him to the family, I can hold him up and say, "This. Is. SPARTA!" :)
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*blank stare*.........*blank stare*..................*slight smile*.........................................................................................................................Ha!!!!!!!!!!zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Suddenly (Insert undisclosed jina la mtumiaji here) is angry at me because I insulted her. Because I alisema she had spotty grammar, but it's better than SOME people's on here. -_-''
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It's an awkward moment when wewe walk through the metal detectors and realize its your abs of steel that set them off
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That -JennaMarie person is SO annoying! Please ripoti her! But honestly? Its quite interesting looking at her make a fool out of herself.
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my friend told me this story: The teacher asks his students what do wewe believe in and is it real? then his student majibu God then the teacher says can wewe see God the students says no then he is not real says the teacher so the student stood up and alisema sir may i ask my fellow class mates a swali the teacher says sure so the student asked the class do wewe believe our teacher has a brain the students answer yes the he asked can wewe see it? NO then it isnt real..........
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my dad used to do that, he eventually gave up cos when he told me to come out i would refuse, and he was scared in case i starved cos i wouldnt even come out for chakula XDzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month! I don't care if I'm collectin' welfare! Wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month! It's time for me to ball till I fall, baby!
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But this is the traditional bila mpangilio chain of wallposts!! It is tradition to ask such mundane maswali AND TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!!!
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3,091 pictures of Death the Kid... ... Absolutely no repeats... ... and I still feel like I need more.
... I think this is way beyond the point of obsession... I have never been so obsessively addicted to something... .__.
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@8theGreat That isn't that bad. I literally have close to 500K amount of pictures of just about everything I like. And I am obsessed with those subjects. One would be about 200K worth of anime pic but that is a guess considering I didn't count them.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Why is this @Alvaa- chick messaging me saying " I know where wewe live" and "Your jelly of meh so shut up" I didn't reply, I just reported her. -.- Would anyone PLEASE ripoti her? Her name is @ Alvaa- Thanks c;
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when wewe should probably be extremely embarrassed about something but instead wewe start cracking your shit up and then just die
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The creator of Total Drama Island is coming out with a newer version of the onyesha this summer on Cartoon Network called "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island", except they have an all new cast but the island is still the same.
I hate these remakes of shows, the original Total Drama Island was better and Duncan was my favorite. Why can't they just leave it alone.-_-
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It’s not really a remake; it’s just the fourth season of the Total Drama series. I personally stopped watching the series mid-way through the first season.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
@Kadaj, Towards the ending of the first season was kind of disappointing and it's sad that they didn't make a season 2 WITH the same cast.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
IKR! and some of the characters were completely left out, like Katie and Sadie :( And now they're bringing in a completely new crew... It's just not gonna be the same :(zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Have wewe ever heard the mbwa mwitu cry to the blue mahindi, nafaka moon? au ask the grinning bobcat why he grins? Can wewe sing with all the voices of the mountain? Can wewe paint with all the colors of the wind~?
I've been listening to this song for an hour. Dx Why must it be so addictive?
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And everyone in this club turned into a follower and they're all the same and it lacks individuality no oNE IS DIFFIRENT it's as if you're all the same asshole on different accounts why can't someone just break away from that and have their own style y'know fuck is that too much to askzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita