Friendship... is not something wewe learn in school. But if wewe haven't learned the meaning of friendship, wewe really haven't learned anything!!! <333
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If the world was gonna end it would've started in Vegas and the saying goes "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" so that means the rest of us would've been salama
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Well wewe know when wewe say your dog ate your homework................yeah your cat ate your chajio, chakula cha jioni
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It will be funny if on the 21st nothing happens the whole siku and everyone's like "Haha we survived" but then at 11:59 the earth just blows up and that's it...
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I'm actually kind of afraid to go out tomorrow. Not that I think the world's ending, but because of the people who actually think it will...
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Just to clarify I don't actually think the world's going to end at all. It's just that I'm worried about the people who think it will and are going to be going crazy over it.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
yeah your right going scared and geting worried about something that wewe wait and it might not come and me either i dont think its gonna end everythings just to make us worry how many times they alisema the world is gonna end anyway? zaidi than i can count?zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Seriously vagos, the only idiot here is you. He/she isn't afraid that the world will end. She's afraid of what the lunatics who actually believe this crap might do.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I got it i dont need a reminder wewe know? And i dont care what wewe say And im afraid too about them just imagine how many nuts fucks are out there o_Ozaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
@toki xDDD @Miku There's a user named wantadog honestly wewe kinda of remind us of him. xD He's pretty well known in this club so you'll see him sooner au later.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
As years are passing kwa Silence becomes your friend wewe see the world in a different way Don't be afraid of getting old Life's still full of joy And the beauty of the past is rejoicing your mind When days are getting short And winter comes along Your life slows down and down Like a river is getting wide The worlds have Lost their voice wewe remember your morning flowing to the endless sea~
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On the 22nd, I gonna wake up with my arms in front of me and rise up straight, yelling "I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVE!" like Mushu does in Mulan XD
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say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. .........3. say your crushes three times. 4. paste this to four other groups. ...If wewe do this, your crush will kiss wewe on the nearest Friday. ......But if wewe read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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it actually works! i did this and now iam ceo of apple, Google and microsoft. if wewe want advice do this and call 555-scamzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
"I heard there was a secret chord, that David played and it pleased the Lord. But wewe don't really care for muziki do you?"
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No matter what wewe have planned au what country wewe live in, PLEASE stay in on the 21st of December!
Chances are, the idiots who actually think the world is ending will start riots at shopping malls, streets and other places. Stuff will be stolen, people will be getting drunk and, this is a possibly, there will probably be a rise in murder and rape kwa the people who think there will be no consequences.
I’m being really serious, please pass this about!
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*In Chorus class today...* Meiko (girl in my class): Mr. C, can I go to the bathroom?! It's an emergency, and I'm going to explode!!! Mr. C: Is it an absolute emergency? Meiko: Yes!!!! I'm gonna explode, I'm not even kidding, I'm just gonna explode, right here and now! Mr. C: Fine, go. Meiko: YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! *runs off the stage, down the isle, and out the door*
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"I know you're gold Oh I know I know I don't even need stars in the night I had found my treasure All I need is wewe kwa my side So shine forever Gold, I know you're gold Oh I know you're gold." -Owl City. ^^
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Well guys, today I'm leaving for my "dad's" today, and I'll be gone until inayofuata Friday. Man, I really wish I didn't have to go, especially on Christmas. They always get me stuff I don't want, even if they know I hate it before they even buy it for me.
I'll see wewe guys inayofuata Friday,and I'm gonna miss all of you!~
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"And they say she's in the class A Team, stuck in her siku dream, been this way since 18. But lately, her face seems, slowly sinking wasting, crumbling like pastries, and they scream the worst things in life come free to us..."
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hujambo yall so i do gymnastics and we have to do a song but we have to chang the words in to gym thing and the song is rudolph the red nose raindeer nad this is the song Rudolph the rednose raindeer had a very shiny gaint and if u ever saw it u would even say it flips and all the athor raindeer never let poor rudolph jiunge in any raindeer games one foggy krisimasi eve santa came to say to rudolph can u spot me tonight and all the raindeer loved him and shouted with Glee rudolph ul go down in history
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Famous psychopaths in history: Jeffrey Dahmer, who was responsible for the death of over 20 men and practiced cannibalism and necrophilia. John Wayne Gacy Jr., better known as the "Killer Clown" for the deaths of over 30 men. Do wewe really fucking want the world to be fucking insane because that's what you're getting.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I upendo my Social Studies class. Today, we were talking about One Direction and how Harry is dating Taylor Swift. My teacher alisema "She's gonna convince Harry to go solo and break up the band, like what happened to the Beatles." Half the class cheered, and the other started whining. A girl ran out of the room, almost crying. It was hilarious. XD
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My teacher is actually the only one in the school who has a class like that. It's awesome! :D I have it last period, so it gives me something to look mbele to all siku long.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Funny but one thibg is very wrong here, the teacher just fucking compared one direction with The Beatles. That's just pure blasphemy.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Trying to finish my philosophy essay with a mindblowing synthesis I have in my head but I'm so tired I can't even think of words to say it .-.
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I just hope I won't see some tragedy of a guy who killed his family and then committed suicide right after to save them from the end of the world... Am I the only one afraid of seeing that happen on Friday? :/zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I hope that doesn't happen either. I haven't met any one who's taken it seriously yet and I hope nothing drastic happens..zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Someone looking at a map in class: Whoa! Alaska is huge! Me: Well yeah it's the biggest state. Them: wewe mean Texas isn't? Me: -_-
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wewe know what I've been wondering? Why do people say things like "I upendo wewe with all my heart?" The moyo is just a muscle that pumps blood throughout your body. Emotions are made in the brain. Shouldn't it be "I upendo wewe with all of the small part of my brain where emotions are made?"
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Ya know E=Mc^2 only works if E=4 because Mc^2 would then be 4, and Mc = root 4 = 2 so E = 2* Mc, but only if E = 4 au Mc = 4 so E is equal to 2 people, and he was smart enough, and so he was actually as "dope" as four rappers. get it ?
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I just want to tell anyone out there that wewe are not alone, and if wewe think wewe are, think again. Your life has a purpose, and God loves wewe and so do I. If wewe need someone to talk to, message me. :)
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I'm not crazy, craziness is running around your neighborhood screaming "I upendo tacos!". I only did that twice.
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When I was a little kid, I used to have crazy dreams because..uhh...well do wewe remember that nestle quick? Remember the powder, and you'd put it in your maziwa and stirred it for like thirty dakika and no matter how hard wewe fuckin... there were still chunks of powdery magma that would float up and explode in your eye when wewe were trying to drink. Take a sip..'UH! god damn!! A sand missle just blew up in my eye! the movie dune is in my chocolately drink -.-
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oh I wish there were zaidi decent jobs, that didn't involve spending my morning cleaning up spills after children who pour drink all over the floor!!!!zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Ok...... I had a dream centered around chakula ._. I even invented my own kind of fried burrito.... Wow This is what I THINK the burrito was made out of:
Tortilla Refried beans lettuce sour, wamekula cream Eggs Ranch dressing Cucumbers A thin liquid like cheese around the plate
And then wewe throw it in boiling oil for a few seconds, and then wewe eat it. I must have eaten like, 5 of those things throughout the dream.'
PLEASE!!! I just checked my dearest friend's wall. Its been spammed with vial comments. Please! My friend is on the brink of suicide, she really needs support. I know some of wewe already have, but she really needs help. She wont eat, Im really scared... Please help her!!!
The user known as Ati is back. (You know the one who was harassing female and male users with sexual statements and virtually all around troll? Yea he's back under this account. Feel free to ripoti him.
1st rule of Youtube: If the video title is in capital letters and has words like "proof" au "proven fact", the video is most likely bullshit.
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Okay krisimasi time is coming soon sooooo.......I'm a gigantic Mindless Behavior shabiki so i'ma mix my upendo for krisimasi & Mindless Behavior in one big krisimasi song *Clears Throat*
Jingle Bells Bieber Smells 1D Please go away Wanteds silly Jo'Bros REALLY?!? MB all the way! :D
I Got Bored :P
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*This morning, my sister asked my mom for some machungwa, chungwa juice.* Luka (sister): Give me machungwa, chungwa juice. Mom: How do wewe ask? Luka: Give me machungwa, chungwa juisi NOW. Mom: What's the magic word? Luka: PLEASE give me machungwa, chungwa juice. Mom: It doesn't have the word 'give' in it. Luka: Please me machungwa, chungwa juice. *Mom and I crack up.*
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Since it is close to krisimasi I feel this is appropriate:
"Jingle bells Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile Lost a wheel and the Joker got away? Crashing through the rood and in one horse open mti busting out I go laughing all the WHEE!"
Thank you. Thank wewe very much. *bows*
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Yes, it was a tragedy. Yes, it was terrible but for the upendo of god there is NO need to rehash it everywhere wewe go.
NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT 24 fucking 7 it is a VERY sensitive topic so don't ask people if they fucking prayed for the victims today au give them your unwarranted fucking theories about firearms control.
I think I should explain something to wewe guys. I don't feel empathy the same way the rest of wewe do. Yes the shooting was terrible. And yes it's sad that children died. But I don't feel sad about it. And I can't help it. I can't force myself to feel emotions. I apologize for sounding heartless, but it's just the way I am. wewe guys have to learn to accept that about me, au ignore me, But do not tell me that I am heartless, and I don't care. au start fighting with me. It's just not worth it.
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"Me and all my friends, we're all misunderstood. They say we stand for nothing and there's no way we ever could"
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And I think it's gonna be a long long time till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at nyumbani Oh no no no I'm a ROCKET MAAAAN. ROCKET MAN, burning out his fuse up here alone.
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1: Nogami Neuro 2: Sherlock Holmes 3: Batman 4: Conan Edogawa/Shinichi Kudo 4: Heiji Hattori 5: L Lawliet 6: Phoenix Wright. 7: Professor Layton 8: Alice ... ... ... 29,365.2: Me
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