Two zaidi years of Obama, baby! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"your package was delivered to Sweet apple Acres"
"what?! it was supposed to be delivered to Rarity's Boutique!"
"oh. okay, but now the package was for Applejack, and she's at Sweet apple Acres"
"yes, it's FOR Applejack, but I will be delivering it to her"
"uhhh.... that's my job"
*facehoof* "it's a gift FOR Applejack, FROM me"
"(gasp) what if she opens it?! it shouldn't go to Sweet apple Acres! oh wait! it went to Sweet ACORN Orchard instead. oh-ho-ho-ho! well, that's a relief!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know things will never be the same
Time we Lost will never be replaced
I'm the reason wewe forgot to love
So do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again
No, do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Waiting for Trump's reaction tweet now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so, Biden's the new president now ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i'm 23 years old, and i still haven't found my girl. i know the saying "being single means you're free", but after all this time, it's startin' to get a bit lonely for me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

NoNoobs came back with another account to call me a n*gger. Somebody reported him before I could say anything. wewe would think the admins would ban his IP from here. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sadly, it seems that Nuri's account is gone. Hopefully, he finds a way to come back. He's a great member of this club and of fanpop in general. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wow! these elections are... definitely weird ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

least we have december to look foward too ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

100 years later, and people are still wondering if Trump au Biden won. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it almost never snows here in the Albanian capital city, but i remember - almost 3 years zamani - it was so cold, it actually DID snow. a lot. for almost 3 days straight ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Turkey's killer earthquake from a few days zamani is really reminding me of the 2 earthquakes from last mwaka that almost tore Albania in half. and i experienced the first one when it hit, 'cause it happened before i moved to Canada for a year. but the sekunde one.... i've heard from family and Marafiki that the sekunde earthquake here in Albania was the definition of a nightmare ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

For all the people who died in Turkey ✴︎ Greece.

It's been a few days since the earthquake hit but still bodies remain underground.

May God rest their souls in peace. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im back from the military to raise morale for election week. Hi guys ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

why do i have a feeling Trump's gonna win the election again?
i don't know why i feel like this. can't explain it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care that I had to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have wewe smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We were strangers, on a crazy adventure.
🎶 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so, it's NoNutNovember again, huh? meh, i never gave a damn about it, so i don't care if i lose ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

@Americans Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm tired of this No Nut November Nonsense
Why should we as stressed adults have to hold back our upendo custard for the sake of two dakika of acknowledgement for a made up holiday. Well I refuse. In fact, I already made four donations to the spank bank while typing this.
Boycott Procrastination of your Masturbation
No to No Nut November ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who would win in a bare knuckle mitaani, mtaa fight?
Crash Bandicoot
or
Crash and The Boys ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hope y'all had a fun, safe, and healthy scare siku yesterday ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

am i the only one here who watched Forged in moto every now and then? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

sooo... how was your Halloween? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo Everyone
One last Halloween post of the spooky month
wewe know how much a bag of Candy costs? $10.99
wewe know how much an Xbox costs? $399.99, not including the $70 game wewe gotta buy for it
This post was made kwa the Fuck krisimasi Crew ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''I'm sueing that Grand Theft Auto game for being innapropate for my child when the cover clearly stated 'not for kids''.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

May everyone have a safe, spoopy, fun, lovely, magical and especially happy Halloween!!! 🧡🖤🎃 Trick au Treat.~ >:3🍬 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so far, Wolfwalkers sits at a 96% "Certified Fresh" on Rotten Tomatoes, and at a 87/100 on Metacritic. looks like Cartoon Saloon are back with another animated masterpiece ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Miss going to Rize 🎶

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wars
Earthquakes
Diseases
Sick bastards
Evil people
Hunger
zaidi and zaidi fucked up things in this world..
Don't lose your strength, keep moving on, kumeza your pain and keep living because life is still beautiful. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it's 6 PM down here in Albania, and we ALREADY have kids knocking on our door for candy. usually, they wait 'til it's at least 8 au 8:30 PM, but i guess they wanted to do it earlier this year. but honestly, i don't have candies in my house anyway, so usually, i don't answer the door ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Cocktober everyone
I hope wewe all get boned and stoned. In whichever order wewe prefer ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

happy Halloween y'all! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

R.I.P. NA Magia Record. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

You've been red pilled
You've been blue pilled
Some of wewe have even been black pilled
But have any of wewe heard of the illustrious brown pill? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone says the bank robbery misson of GTA4 is so hard without cheats, it's really not.. Just stay in cover and don't go out in the open.. And going back down to the tunnels will make escaping the cops far easier ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tomorrow's Halloween again.... which means we'll be getting kids knocking on our doors every 5 dakika asking for candy..... *sigh* joy -_- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't why swears are still considered bad, they just feel normal, least online.. I don't really swear offline, just feels awkward ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

click like on this if wewe like me XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guy: *sings 'WAP' kwa Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion*
Pastor: "What does 'WAP' mean?"
Guy: "Uhhh... worship and praise...?"
Pastor: "I'm gonna give God some WAP today!"

😂

Just thought I'd throw this joke out here. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just noticed today that I went from a Dedicated shabiki to a Die Hard one in here. zaidi medali from other klabu have also been coming up.

Funny how they onyesha up these last two years that my Contributions are being kept to a minimum yet nothing was inaonyesha up during my awali 6 years of daily activity XD !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

that moment when the hottest girl in your class agrees to go on a tarehe with you... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Friendship is magic! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We made a time capsule for 3020.

Inside it:

The sekunde stimulus check. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh my god, everyone
The inayofuata Smash tournament is taking place on Epstein Island
Get ready to smash, kids ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so i'm on a marathon of re-watching old Equals Three episodes from ray William Johnson (back when he was one of the titans of YouTube), and the nostalgia's hitting me like a train right now ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shitty Days: *exists*

Me: Can I at least get my coffee first?

Shitty Days: Ahhahahahaaahahaaaa--BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA---NO. Now get up dumbass, we've got a full schedule today. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well, fuck. wewe know how, like, no-one ever gives a shit IRL? Well, no-one really gives a shit IRL. What the fuck is this world... what am I doing? Why does nothing give satisfaction anymore, like grinding in an idle phone game, where you're supposed to get a reward from grinding, but wewe never really get anything good, au just keep grinding for no fucking reason. I'm sick of my life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Mr. Stark..... i don't feel so good" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel bad whenever online Marafiki open up to me about dysfunctional homelives, as I don't have one, my family is pretty normal.. though we are dealing with my aunt's husband having slept around, and barely helping in the divorse.. We all having cut ties with him, and now covid is making me depressed about the fact I can't drive, but I gotten better now, still can't, just get invited to zaidi things.. Least covid made me zaidi sociable somehow.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Balto?
zaidi like I'm about to Balt out of this room and jump off a bridge and scream "Oooooooooooooooooo" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello, I'm the private dick
Ready for another private dicking ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I play a lot of grand theft auto, so put all the words I know the translatons for to those who don't know..

Homie/Homes - Bro/Pal

Clip - Assasinate/Kill

Amigo - Spanish word for ''friend'', Michael likes to use it..

Heist - Robbery

Job - Heist

Nark - Undercover Cop

Pigs - Police ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Lion Guard was shit. and not just because it wanted to make us believe Lion King 2 never happened. no, as a onyesha based on one of Disney's most beloved properties, it's really appalling at how much it butchers the Lion King canon just to make a cheap, quick buck ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe thought wewe had me fooled
I'm tellin' wewe now objection overruled
🎶 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

can somebody explain to me how and why the hell did a song like WAP blew up?
i mean, i get why Blinding Lights and Say So became famous, but why WAP? it's a filthy song about pussy and whores. normally, i wouldn't mind that, but WAP is just filth ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm now taking sociology in addition to my computer classes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay, muziki lyrics...
Um.....
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lovecustard
Nutter Buster
Punk of Spunk
I can keep going all night, people ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am the game, wewe don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way wewe can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way wewe can pay me.
I am the pain, and I know wewe can't take me.
🎶 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've become so numb
I can't feel wewe there
Become so tired
So much zaidi aware
I'm becoming this
All i want to do
Is be zaidi like me
And be less like you

~R.I.P Chester Bennington of Linkin Park ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So long, Khabib Nurmagomedov. The UFC won't be the same without you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know
When wewe pour that maziwa and creamer into your coffee
wewe can see the darkness of the black just go away
With that nice creamy white texture taking over
Blending into a nice comfy color
As the white takes over the black
What I'm trying to say is
If wewe don't drink your coffee black
You're a fucking filthy racist ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

in about 2 years from now, it'll be my 10th mwaka anniversary of being on Fanpop
if i remember right, i launched this account all the way back around New Year's Eve 2012 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so.... Twitter decided to "cancel" Chris Pratt AGAIN... for supporting Donald Trump?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Stand User: Donald Trump

Stand: machungwa, chungwa Trumpet ChInA-MeXiCo ukuta With Disinfectant Spray And Twitter Civil War.
Stand ability: Allows for any variety of stupid shit alisema kwa the Stand owner to somehow sound reasonable to his followers. Spewing nonsense to the public allows for the sekunde half of the ability 'Twitter Civil War' to activate, boosting the effectiveness of burning the brain cells of his followers for easier persuasion while using Twitter as a distraction. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

we did a whole lotta grocery shoppin' earlier today. so just in case Albania goes into a sekunde lockdown because of COVID, i'm pretty sure we'll have enough chakula for the inayofuata 2 weeks ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fanpop, wewe should know kwa now that the site's new layout is dogshit and wewe need to cancel it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh god, new fanpop is weird. Glad there's a "use classic fanpop option".
Anyways, randomly mentioning this site exists to a person on Twitter as a polling site is weird. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's such a shame we're worlds apart

🎶 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys, let's be real
Sex
Kinda overrated
In fact
Let's just cancel sex
Sex is cancelled
If wewe have it
You're going to jail ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Dish looks perfect*

*Sauce looks good*

*Properly seasoned*

*Tastes amazing*

Gordon Ramsey be like: Why is there no taste on this extremely thin section of fat that no one eats?! wewe fucking bag of unseasoned collard green juice, you're a disgrace of a chef! Get the hell outta my jikoni and quit your life wewe goddamn sewage waste sandwich! Set your house on fire! Fry your soul in three week old bacon grease and fuck off! kondoo, mwana-kondoo SAUCE! WHERE'S THE kondoo, mwana-kondoo SAUCE! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

would wewe explore a supposedly haunted ghost town in the middle of the night, for $4 million? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so The Weeknd just dropped the brand-new, official muziki video for "Too Late" last night. i just saw it, and..... dear sweet holy baby Jesus! just when we thought After Hours couldn't get any zaidi fucked up... Abel steps in and changes everything.
god knows what the muziki video for "Faith" is gonna be like. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

watchng those really old smash videos, back when it was just Ian and Anthony.. they were so great back then, and even now, Ian seems to be the only highlight to any new ones.. not that I seen to many new ones ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Protip: don't watch Final Destination the night before your surgery. au do, if wewe want to make the trip zaidi exciting. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YouTube shadow bans Pewdiepie... for literally no reason at all!
when even the site's biggest and most famous content creator isn't salama from Susan's bila mpangilio hate-boner (that she apparently adores so much), it just makes it even zaidi obvious that the end of YouTube is coming ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

well, looks like i'm the only one here right now.
damn you, time zones! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Maine Coon kitties :3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Are wewe familiar with the classic stop motion monkey head?
Yeah, you're in the know, buddy
wewe get it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What should my inayofuata ukuta post be about? Oh...wait.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so we just got a teaser trailer for Disney's Raya and the Lost Dragon, AND the official trailer of the new Animaniacs reboot. this is a pretty interesting siku so far ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thick Thighs Save Lives!

But they can also crush au choke them out of people.

Your call !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio words ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life is not short wewe are. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If Wind still ships me to Seras. I'm not even mad anymore.. If Seras is my girlfriend, that means a blonde chick for England is all mine.. And that’s awesome XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know when wewe find porn and wewe tell people, like your girlfriend au your grandma that it's just for a friend?
Well that friend is me
And you're gonna hand that porn over right now
This is non-negotiable ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Any adult whos like a teacher au a parent au something that genuinely enjoys fucking with the minds of kids kwa being a petty punda adult who can't stand a kid seeing through their web of dumb bullshit:
Kind of a faggot, not gonna lie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe are my fire
The one desire
Believe when i say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When wewe say
That i want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear wewe say
I want it that way ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That one guy that everyone likes

Til the party's over

And he realizes that no one actually gave a genuine fuck to begin with. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Timber alisema he's half canadian.. well I'm half irish, well french actually, but my mom's sde irish, so sounds baridi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *has an important errand to run* Okay, so I have enough time to fuck around with so I can do it later

*Sets reminders for important errand*

Also me: *Forgets about errand along with the fact that my phone is on silent/do not disturb and rushes to do errand at the last sekunde amd barely makes it to errand location on time to take care of alisema errand* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone remember asking for the website to be changed? Neither do I. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i might be half-Canadian, but i've never been in Ottawa before. i've only been in Toronto ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

To all wewe people who wanna fuck monsters
Stop calling yourself monster fuckers
We prefer wewe call the deed The Monster Mash
The Graveyard Smash is acceptable too ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm not tryna talk at all
'Cause i'm tryna upendo wewe crazy
Put some zaidi inside your cup
And drink 'til wewe numb the pain
I got 'em touchin' on their bodies
These girls keep touchin' on their bodies
They got accustomed to the life we live
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous
I got 'em thinking that they want me
Although they know they're not the only
I got 'em wantin' to embrace their sins
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sonic, after getting tired of ruining his own series of games, has decided to stick his slimy dick into the Fall Guys scene. Now wewe can hate both five mwaka olds and Sonic a little bit zaidi when they steal your egg ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it's been scientifically proven that a cat's purr can annihilate anxiety and depression ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita