K-Pop is a luxury wewe can have in all of your holes ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Happy Easter, peeps!~ 💗 🐰🐣 ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

I got 2 earbuds now :) ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Roleplay (No porno) (Jk wewe can if wewe want) (but it'd be sad as hell):
I got some illegal drugs for sale, but i am feeling generous so I am giving them out for free ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Just in case the pandemic ends,

Inb4 "I miss my quarantine days". ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

It's my birthday. I finally got to open my mystery package. I am now the proud owner of one panya paw and a single octopus tentacle. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Hahahahaha ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

My earbuds? RIP. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

I'm nb and prefer they/them pronouns.
I don't have dysphoria au anything, I have a sort of disconnect with the concept of gender.
I dunno my therapist told me I was valid so imma put it here I guess ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Guys, stop bullying me!
I did nothing wrong!
All I am doing is stealing anime and then putting your internet career at risk kwa calling it harassment. But I didn't do that. Seriously, I am the victim here
Stop bullying me and stop being absolute children
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta download the inayofuata thirty episodes of My Hero Academia to post online and make epic reactions to. Please subscribe to my epic channel, SoozyWoozy ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Dad
Your house smells like cat shit

Me
...............

True family upendo right there.
😅😛 ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Due to low pollution, now I can see my ancestors. They are laughing at me. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

*you go to the orphanage to adopt*

Woman in orphanage : Oh my god wewe have grown so much! ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

In a time of fear, all we need is a little laughter to lighten the mood. It will never solve the problem but it can help fight the pain. We are locked and confined in cages which we have no problem, we like it, we like this.
But which one of wewe fucking assholes took my chicken wings? ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Finally got around to posting the first chapter of that story I mentioned. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

I just thought of a feature. What if we could send a single message to multiple users at once? ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

I'll be right back :) ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Banging your head against a ukuta for one saa burns 150 calories. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expressions. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

If wewe could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, wewe wouldn't sit for a month. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

The guy who gave his phone and PC to repair before the lockdown: ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Using Google Maps to make it look like you're traveling is fun. ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

Say what wewe want but tell me I'm right I'm the Darkest Queen. WOOOOOOO!!! >:) >:)>:) >:)>:) >:)>:) >:) ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

There's actually a historical explanation why this virus is going on.

1720: The plaque

1820: Cholera outbreak

1920: The Bubonic plaque/The Spanish flu

Now 2020: Coronavirus

The COVID 19 is not the first pandemic we've ever had. It's a decade thing. It's just very new to us, the people of today/the present and we didn't know to be prepared for it this time. And it's just something about the number 20 in the decades ilitumwa miezi 10 iliyopita

hujambo guys, I was thinking do wewe still want me to continue with the ikoni contest? should there be a final round? if wewe guys got sick of it au something let me know.

I don't mind keeping it active as long as I am still here. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Coronavirus killed my grandma, shot my dog and called me the N word
Stay in your homes, kids, au else this could happen to wewe ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

This is what I got so far. Critique?

link ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

For some reason, my Gmail is barely being supported kwa Microsoft Edge :/ ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

How's everyone holding up during another siku of social distancing? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Just call me Autism Speaks, because I never shut the fuck up
Happy Autism Awareness Month, everybody ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I went though like a dozen names on Fanfiction, but my fanpop name was always the same.. I find that kinda odd ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Product worked well, functioned perfectly, but it came two days late and the delivery guy wasn't wearing a corona mask, so, 1/5 stars overall. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I hope wewe all are salama and doing well. I hope wewe can stay optimistic, despite everything that's been going on. I wish the best for all of you. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

So I was thinking of posting one of my longer original stories on Wattpad, if I did, would anyone read it? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I'm watching highlights of The Ultimate Fighter. Not bad for a reality show. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Damn, my story got #1 in one of the charts on Wattpad. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

As a film lover, I like to give special attention to the greatest of films. That's why I created a club for the Filipino Batman film. Feel free to jiunge and share your upendo for one of the most amazing films ever made. This isn't an April Fool's joke. I genuinely upendo this film and I haven't been able to get the film's songs out of my head. link ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

With both Hateful Eight and Bone Tomahawk coming out in 2015, all I can think is "What was it with 2015 western films and penis destruction" ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Griffith from Berserk is the best friend that wewe could ever hope fo- oops,its not April Fools' siku anymore. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Here's an epic life hack for wewe guys
wewe ever feel like wewe just don't have enough time to get ready in the morning for school au work? Well, just bring your kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate with wewe into the bath. wewe can eat your toast and bathe and be ready before wewe know it ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Happy April Fools, everyone. I hope wewe all had at least a good laugh today! 🤡💖 ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

April Fools!

continue with your siku :) ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

joe biden is a good pick for POTUS ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Guys, did wewe see the director's cut of Avengers: Endgame. In that version, Thanos saying "I am inevitable.", is followed up kwa Michael Keaton saying "I'm Batman." Then Batman uses the infinity gauntlet to snap Thanos out of existence, because we all know that Batman doesn't have a problem with killing his enemies. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

fanpop is always overflowing with activity ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I won the lottery, and I'm buying everyone a Ferrari. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

edm sucks ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Well,its the time of the mwaka for us all to onyesha our appreciation towards Shou Tucker AKA Best anime Dad.

Shou is a great father and complex character who often ends up being misunderstood however us true mashabiki know what a good man who really is. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Damn it was hard looking through my old ukuta posts and seeing how much I used to struggle back then. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Happy April Fools Day
No fools from me since everything right now's a goddamn joke

:D ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Ayo happy trans visibility day, y'all, because trans people are fucking cool ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I don't think I've been on this site in like a mwaka so how are wewe glorious bastard and bitches doing??? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Since ye guys voted for it I have changed my icon. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I wonder if fanpop ever counted as a social media site? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

fanpop fam,

Its been a long while and its been fun ladies and gents, but I think its time for a curtain close. upendo ya sons of bitches :)

Be strong and keep shoving against what ever walls (*cough cough* pause XD) that try to box wewe in until they fall.

I hope that wewe all strive and live beautiful lives and find freedom and content.

Stay bila mpangilio friends,
𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮_𝓒𝓞𝓛𝓐/𝓹𝓛𝓪𝓢𝓽𝓘𝓬𝓢𝓤𝓝𝓓𝓐𝓔! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Movie trailers be like:

Me: How many spoilers do wewe want?
Movie trailers: Yes ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Someone alisema "a Garen 1 trick. Imagine" lol. I know, mastery 7 with 100,000+ points is impressive, but I don't think its OTP impressive. So I replied back "What, I play zaidi Darius" which is true lol. I don't think I could even one trick Darius...I have too much fun playing a decent amount of champions.
Also, if anyone wants to play One for All (especially Darius), definitely add me. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

zaidi superhero films should end in a musical number, like the Filipino Batman film. I'm tired of all the melodramatic, self-important, overly-dark and violent stuff in superhero films. I want dancing superheroes and colorful, flamboyant villains. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Anyone remember the #saturdaysatire thing that most of us here did on April Fool's 2017? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

All this useful advice going on in these troubling times
And I like to help people, so my advice is this
Don't die
.......... Alright, see ya ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

And sometimes, against all odds, against logic, we hope..... ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

To anyone who either licks things at the grocery store, walks over to people in public to scare them, who go to big places with the mindset of, "If I get COVID, so what"
Well, the good news is, wewe may not die from COVID
The bad news is that you're kinda sorta full blown retarded, to put it lightly ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Can't wait for this Disciple Block Party XD

Hours of dubstep, drum & bass, and drumstep from Virus Syndicate, Virtual Riot, Barely Alive, Myro, etc.

Just waiting for the staff there to fix the technical difficulties. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Can’t go to the gym but thank fuck I can go back to work 🙄 ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Whelp, binged watched Stranger Things out of boredom.

Currently waiting for covid to start turning people into demogorgons. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I'm all better now but my dad is so over protective (it's annoying), he thought I had coronavirus. But it was just a head cold I had for a whole week. I almost thought I had and got so scared while laying in my kitanda wide awake. I was only sneezing and sniffling for days and I know those are not the symptoms (better not be). Well my two jobbed brother continues to go out and work when he too should stay home. I thought he gave me that cold. And now he's being over bearing about washing hands ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Now we have a COVID case in my county (Angelina). ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Imagine a onyesha called 'Strange Offences.' ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

A four word sentence. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I watched a documentary on marijuana last night.

That's probably how I will watch all documentaries from now on. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

tom nook did nothing wrong ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I was discussing asexuality with my dad and I was like; "in terms of romance I'd probably hook up with either gender, because I look zaidi at personality than gender." He looked me dead in the eye and alisema the dad equivalent to, "I been knew." ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

We fall. we break. we fail. but then, we rise. we heal. we overcome. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Sum up your siku in emojis, and go!

🔊😎🥤 ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Now I gotta be careful when ordering from Instacart... ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

All countries will get the Corona virus eventually...

China just got it right off the bat ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

The earth is finally breathing. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I'm here, I'm queer, and the world is currently living in fear 🏳️‍🌈😷 ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Now we have to do online classes til the end of the semester. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Despite grocery delivery being somewhat successful, I still didn't gt the energy drinks I wanted. Ah, well. Back to shopping online and doing my original story.

Speaking of that, I wonder if I should hold off on releasing the draft (on Wattpad) til get zaidi characters set up? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

At the store yesterday with my sis to grab the last box of cereal until some stupid Sasquatch looking bitch, kahaba who looked like she just broke out of an insane asylum, Demanded I hand over the box even tho her gari was full of shit. "I'm like sorry lady but wewe got a hella lot of stuff." About to walk off she pushes my sis out of the way and tries to grab the box from me. We fight having enough of this I just tossed it to her face and sped off with my sis. Man I go back and meditate for awhile. DX ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Aw yeah, famsquad, guess whose state just got hit with a statewide lockdown due to having 300 cases
It's the first member of the Quarantine Crew ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Another impressive thing about these quarantines and implementing defenses on the virus is that we might never see so many people across the world so focused and both directly and indirectly working together on one common objective at once again. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

hujambo guys I am looking for anime name if anyone can help, all I remember is a disabled girl was in that scene and she wears gothic lolita I think!!!! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Other positives to look at during the outbreak
With everyone in self quarantine, the roads have become an empty highway. No zaidi traffic jams on the way to work. I can finally make it to work on time for once and it's pretty swanky ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I usually don't ask, but...

I've entered a remix contest for Afrojack.

Here's the finished product. Critique?
link ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Thank heavens for grocery delivery. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

When wewe are playing dead during a bank robbery and nigga says shoot everyone again.. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Me: It sure is a nice siku out today. Can finally walk right, songesha around, go places and–

Anxiety: What if there's Corona in your food?

Me: Hah, jokes on you, I've got chakula at home

Anxiety: Yeah, but that chakula came from the stores and people go to stores so people have touched that stuff

Me: Well I wash my hands for like, a whole dakika plus handsanitizer soooo...

Anxiety: YOUR CLOTHES COME FROM CHINA

Me: 0_0...go on... ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Wow, I've only just remembered how ancient this site is. Especially the messaging. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I have decided to tell the real truth of my personality.

I have never wanted to come to this confession. I honestly was perfectly fine being the old punda Jet who comes here to enjoy time and relax. I was trying hard to keep my mood chill. unfortunately all is it for me is stress
I'm sick of deleting accounts I get in a bad condition when I feel pressured with attention. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Everything is going to be alright. Animal Crossing New Horizons arrive tomorrow. We WANT to stay indoors. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Guys, let's focus on the good that this epidemic has brought us
At least we can all be happy that this outbreak has shut anti-vaxxers up. That's a plus, right? ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Happy Spring, even if we can't go outside currently.🌸 ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Shit is getting real: EUROVISION IS CANCELLED ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

News
Corona is in your nyumbani like WWF
It's out and ready to kill wewe and your kids
Ignore doctors. Listen to me. I'm the news. I'm right. wewe can trust me because I state facts unlike dumb doctors
Now make sure wewe don't panic
Just remember wewe will all die
Stay tuned for the weather. Rainy with a little bit of Corona in the air ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Yeesh. Going through my cringy shit from years past and deleting them. I know it's best to learn from cringy behavior but there's no rule that says I cannot futa it however. ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

I'm too sexy for corona ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

Best thing I like to do is to stop living my head and focus on the moment. :) ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita

JET wewe GET B ACK hERE WE weRENT DONE TalKING!!!! ilitumwa miezi 11 iliyopita