Me : This party is boring. We should leave..

Everyone at the funeral : ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why creating a mechanical British servant is no zaidi eccentric than that tie you're wearing ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Actually going to go to kitanda early for a change. I fucking hate getting up early, its such a pain in the ass. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The mentality that wewe need to create the perfect image to gain validation from nobodies on social media is upsetting to me
wewe have to always do everything flawlessly, wewe have to be judged, wewe can never admit your faults au your guilty pleasures, wewe must always commit to an image that is fake just for acceptance on Twitter
I think we need this lesson now zaidi than ever, coming from my boy, Courage the Cowardly Dog
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Real question
With classes being on the Zoom these days
What if a kid got sick
Not with the virus
Just the regular flu
Would they be allowed to call in sick au would the teacher tell them to open that Zoom call because they're already home
Has COVID cancelled staying nyumbani sick as well? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wtf

So apparently grilled cheese sandwiches hit different at 2 something in the morning.

What I can't understand though is why it tastes like one of the best things that I've eaten in my entire life right now 🤣 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''I am unable to achieve victory when posed against mammary glands kneading my genitalia in a sexual manner.''

- HIVE-SAN (TL) !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fanpop: yOu cAn pOsT vIdEoS!1!

Also Fanpop: ONLY FROM YOUTUBE!!1! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the idea of a clutch mfuko wa fedha, mfuko is nightmarish to me, like the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe have long hair like I do, wewe learn to stop getting upset when wewe get hair in your food
Because the chances are zaidi likely that it's your own
Course, that don't excuse the nasty set of hair wewe find in school lunches. Even if that hair tastes better than the manufactured shit they give to kids, hair is still hair and hair in your chakula is nasty ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate it when you're playing League of Legends and you're a melee fighter, who specialises in jumping in, doing damage and cc, but your team backs off whenever wewe jump in. Like, if you're not going to fight and be a bunch of pussies, then just don't even fucking play the game. FFS. Now I'm tilted. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't have a balance
Think I'm gonna fall
Wish I have a talent
I don't belong here at all

Drowning in the pressure
In above my head
Why did I think I could do this
I should have walk away instead
This is my chance to break free
Everythings depending on me
And if I keep trying I'll be
On juu Of The World ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm about to beat wewe suckers like I beat my dick: with a hammer ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe are so self satisfied 🎶
Always ready for a ride
Double crossing, lousy cheat, upendo wewe anyway
wewe have warm and tender devils soul, wewe are so low
🎶 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys, wewe must know
I got OCD
And ADD
And ADHD
And CQC
And EBT
And CBT
And STD
And BBC
And MVP
And IDK
And SNK
And JFK
And KKK
I got a lotta issues, buddy, so if wewe try stepping up to me, don't forget your dealing with a mommy's little special needs boy. I'm special and wewe ain't. Get fucked ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am Sir sekunde Son Camealot, Knight of the meza, jedwali of Girth, protector of asses and titties throughout the infinite cosmos.

Our enemies come in hordes and swarms, and they are powerful.

But upon my limped steel becoming big steel I shall strike them down with one mighty swing of my Noble Phantasm. We shall be victorious!

The raid of shadows have become mobile, seeking to replace all that we upendo with Traps. jiunge me my brethren, my allies! The Battle for Waifus has begun. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Molé with chips hits zaidi different than salsa. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So it is just me au is there anyone else stuck with an Image Glitch again? As many times I refresh, they just won't load !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Forgot how much a proper kick to the ribs actually hurts, especially from a fellow experienced martial artist. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mess with the best so the rest can make a mess on the best's chest ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Freezing milkshakes solid hits different. I've been doing the same with chokoleti pudding, saladi and applesauce. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Alright help me out coz I'm puzzled. "The Witcher (Netflix)" spot has nearly 41,000 mashabiki - but the onyesha only came out December last year. Surely there haven't been anyone NEAR that number of active fanpop accounts in 2019-2020? Lol it feels like there's a few hundred people on this site at most ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My mum didn't raise a quitter. She raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well, I really accentuated the idea of my laziness, because I did absolutely nothing today. Like, literally, the furthest I walked was down to the foyer of where we're staying to get my Uber Eats. Lmao.

I should probably start moving in the weekends, instead of doing nothing. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy birthday Adam West. Rest well, my hero. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Whenever wewe feel low, Ash is still 10. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

makala like "Is Cooking Mama the Dark Souls of IRL" are the reasons why gamers get beat kwa police. Because as we all know, Gamer Lives Matter and game journalism is just a racist caricature of gamers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel I would terrify my 7 mwaka old self.. I’m very gothic now, and like horror..LOL ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I had a beef tongue taco; it was good. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Always swali everything. swali everything including your conspiracy theories. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"We thought we could be arrogant, turn this planet into a-" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Laughs in bila mpangilio club syntax* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: I’ve watched both Avatar: The Last Airbender & Avatar: The Legend Of Korra. Now on to the inayofuata Avatar series. 😎
Avatar fans: Um, there is no other Avatar series. You’ve completed it all. 🙃
Me: NO! What am I supposed to watch now?? 😮😭 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh, why do I compare myself to everyone?
And I always got my finger on the self-destruct
I wonder when I upendo me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wonder when I upendo me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Why am I always looking for a ride au die?
'Cause mine's the only moyo I'm gonna have for life
After all the times I went and fucked it up
(All the times I went and fucked it up)
I wonder when I upendo me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Uber Eats is the greatest thing in the world. Just sit back, relax and chakula will come to you. Any food. Whatever wewe want. For a lazy bastard like me, nothing could be greater. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Pretty sure this is just a spam bot, pls help ripoti it ("report abuse" button on user page) link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Being a 2000s kid is a lot like being a 90s kid
Except everyone hates you
Including 90s kids
And including other 2000s kids
And including yourself ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I went old-school while watching anime, and saw Astro Boy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just watched a 30-second English dub of Uzaki-chan Wants To Hang Out. Uzaki's voice actor (Monica Riall) made her sound like a Karen with a scratchy voice.

I'm not one to choose subs over dubs aliyopewa that I don't know Japanese, but this specific anime... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just wait a minute... I saw that we are going to have a movie for violet evergarden and if I am correct then I saw in the trailer that major gilbert is alive. Are wewe freaking kidding me...Return back my tears!! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fuck hate people I'm not talkative.
*inbox currently 1592* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Your god is ugly and so are wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish my brthday was in october.. inayopendelewa mwezi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Youtubers I imagine I would get along with, if they are the same off-camera..

Jimmy Tatro

Matthew Santoro

Maybe Rob Gavagan, but might depend..

Chris Stuckmann

Jules from WhatCulture ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Large animated banner: 5000

dhahabu in Wallet: 73

Lol fucking fanpop ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Like and dislike whatever films wewe want. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes influence your opinions. It's a cool website and all, but too many people decide whether a movie's good au bad based on the R. T. score. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow?? Fuck this ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

>Everyone collectively wishes for zombies
>The first zombie manifests out of pure willpower and makes its way out
>Everyone has been waiting for it behind a wall, hyping up their plan for the past months/years and now it has finally happened
>As soon as it walks out the zombie gets octuple-teamed within sekunde out of anticipation and flops down on the spot
>Didn't even get to flex my 800 Jew guns I warehoused au my 95 inch truck wheels that I now have to Craigslist for quicksells lawl ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Am I the only one who likes the nick cage ghost rider films, non ironically.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*goes to kuro chai forum*
* now turns into drunk party*
kuro wewe dick are wewe planning on getting a muslim person drunk?
Astaghfirullah XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey, Zach?
Oh, nothing.
Just felt like saying that ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tweeting #Allbuildingsmatters on twitter. I want the All lives matter crowd to see how fucking goddamn offensive it is to say all lives matter when black people are mourning people. Now here is a comparison. This is my social commentary for today. Both are equally offensive but if they wanna say #ALM. I'll have a fucking great time doing this to them today. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just had an insane Renekton game, where I was literally dashing into the enemy team, doing a shit-ton of damage, getting at least a kill and still surviving to fight again. I felt like a pro-player executing the champion properly. Guess I'm finally getting better at LoL. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My 2020 Summed up in 11 seconds: link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Alright wewe nerds, what's the best (free) way to watch Avatar The Last Airbender? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can US Americans, when using foramu with an international audience, stop using nonsense abbreviations to say what region they're from?? People on an introduction thread on fb were like "I'm from Sydney, Australia!", "Birmingham, UK", "Berlin, Germany"... and then there's fooking "Athens, GA" and "Bedford, IA". WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE MEAN. For the upendo of god just spell out the name lmao ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Walks outside at midnight*

*Looks both ways*

*Clears throat and inhales deeply while Je te laisserai des mots earrape starts playing in the background*

"Enemy stand? I think not my friend. This is the work of a friendly sit!": link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I I had a nickel for everytime I was doomed kwa a puppet, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ANY F-250 WITH THE 7.3 IS GOINT TO OUTLAST wewe SON, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

-"SMALL" JOHN DOYLE

US navy cooks 1981 - 1981
Army veteran club 1982 - 2020 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Bullshit is still bullshit. Fuck the what. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

life is a fuck ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How did the toxic kisu cut the garbage human?

From the WASTE up.

Aaaaha...haha...ha. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Heads up. This asshat is back. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Another at-home BBQ gone successful (slightly). ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe ever take a nap, and think it's tomorrow? Then wewe realize it's still today. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Listen, everyone
wewe may feel like an NPC on some days
But no, you're just the protagonist of a Bethesda game
wewe may feel like wewe have no control in your life
Like everyone is making the big boy decisions for you
But that's just because Godd Howard can't run a company
That's not your fault ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

your minge is cringe
and so are wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fanmade Pokémon are most of the time better than the ones the Pokémon Company puts out. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes I feel like a support/side character that doesn't get enough screen time in my own life. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks the :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Seems like every election has been "the most important election of your life" since 1788 lol. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Give me ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo

Cash me outside with ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

God's watching wewe suffer for character development. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Leak: The government is holding the Covid vaccine release until Thanksgiving week. Black Friday will be the true apocalypse. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot the fook happened this place? been ages since i came on here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*JUST A RUMOUR*

We might have Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal II. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why the fuck headaches only strikes when wewe are in your happiest moment? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This is a sad news for me and the Magia Record community. Magia Record server in NA will be shut down at the end of September. I had spent many hours playing that gacha game since the siku it was released. I have spent with these characters like they were my close Marafiki and I have to say goodbye to them. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Light travels 1,080,000,000 km in a minute. In a year, light travels 9,460,800,000,000 km.
kwa comparison, the fastest a manned spacecraft has travelled is 40,000 km/h.
It would take us almost 30,000 years to travel a light mwaka in one of our space-crafts. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Your minge is cringe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

@Wind

"The ending narration kwa Tatiana reveals that since then, Vinyl City has become a place where people can perform all kinds of music, free of discrimination au restrictions. The game ends with Mayday and Zuke stepping out to perform in front of their adoring fans." -Wikipedia ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't believe No Straight Roads is an attack on CoketheUmbreon's perfect reality of a world run kwa EDM
Sorry, Coke. EDM is evil and rock is good
So says No Straight Roads
(Game slaps kwa the way. Check it out) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I noticed that I got a new red medal and I was like, "finally after 10 years, a medal for random!" Lol nope, not even tho. Though I won't complain too much because I got the medal for Lana Parrilla's club. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How calming it is under the eye of the storm.

Until it looks the other way. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Romeo and Juliet were fucking idiots and I'm glad they're dead ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

🎶
🎶
🎶 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Waiting for the Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out English dub like... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I will celebrate Jet's funeral later...I have got something else on mind...RIP Chadwick Boseman best known for playing black panther in marvel. He was battling cancer since 2016. This is a great loss... Wakanda forever!! Black panther was one of my inayopendelewa superhero from marvel and this news was ver shocking for me. Am really sad about this. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fuck
I can't download Demon Slayer picha without hearing in my head bloom screaming

OMG OMG I SHIP IT BGBWRBWRBW

*gets shot*
*RIP JET* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"The idea of light-speed is that wewe are travelling 300,000 km/s, which is the fastest known speed to mankind. We all dream about being able to exceed the speed of light, as far as the expansion of the Universe and the theory of it exceeding the speed of light. Whether it is true, au not, is a whole different swali entirely, but it is certainly an interesting one." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Life is nothing, but a dream. We dream of earning more, doing more, eating more... all we want is more." According to James Rachels, there is a whole study of moral philosophy, regarding the idea of human nature and wanting more, zaidi and more. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"If wewe maoni on Youtube, but wewe feel the need to use caps, au argue in bold, then you're clearly angry and tilted, therefore, wewe should probably avoid commenting in the first place and sounding like a tool. Yeah, advice is hard to take, but pride is worth nothing if you're wrong." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Life is hard. Nothing could possibly be harder, but one thing makes life vastly zaidi simple: the internet." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. Peace is only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Every-time when someone speaks nonsense, the first thing I ask them is "Are wewe psychopath?" I don't know why they feel they are being dissed 😒😒 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Forgetting a memory doesn't mean you've abandoned it, right? wewe can't let go of the things that are important to you. They're surely stored away, deep in the drawers of your heart... and when they unexpectedly peek out at you, wewe feel a strange mixture of happiness and embarrassment." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I went jogging without my glasses.
dont even ask how deep is the wound XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Goku: Hey, best buddy

Vegeta: F**k off ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's Never Ogre ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The devil wewe know and see is nothing compared to the one that you're oblivious to. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita