"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether au not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Marafiki in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain medali at my inayopendelewa club, including this one. kwa the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 mwaka old? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Back again.. hujambo guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It took my sister and me 45 dakika to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about babies with my mom ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I’m tired. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that siku feels like a festival! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a kengele every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the kengele and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if wewe treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like wewe wanted.
People, man. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy siku Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female mbwa so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male mbwa over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of wewe people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some juu Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, wewe all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of wewe really. wewe could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I talked to my husband like wewe all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he alisema he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a tarehe to the local ice cream duka so that will be fun ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming zaidi and zaidi inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp it snowed again ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his kitanda where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go nyumbani and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Would anyone be interested in kusoma my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a mwaka ago, but Lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in swali is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule zaidi people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule zaidi people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't wewe taking your breaks ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How much do wewe want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My hair is so greasy from not inaonyesha that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who here believes in magic? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someday, people. Someday... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hope everyone has a great day~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, wewe don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a trekta and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first maoni and majibu on this site. Just one swali to my past self - why did wewe have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

You've got a lot of nerve wewe one-eyed monsta !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, space travel, self driving cars, zaidi useful smartphones, zaidi cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today kwa cooking me breakfast this morning instead ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“You might think I Lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some old lady at the truck stop: wewe look pale, are wewe okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! wewe can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected kwa Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She alisema they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the ukuta during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the inayofuata several days ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I talked to the publisher the inayofuata step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

wewe get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know what.....we should just like, start a bila mpangilio lyric chain XD original lyrics au just whatever. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

During a hivi karibuni heshima off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do wewe call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If I made a club for creepy video would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff wewe can find around the web. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally au physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six au seven. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open koti, jacket kind of siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me upendo dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Confession: I unironically say howdy stranger irl ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My headaches like..

Fuck wewe wake up.

Fuck wewe don't have fun.

Fuck wewe just because fuck you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A friend visited me today from Santa Fe. She told me she wanted an excuse to break her Harley out, but whatever the excuse, there's nothing quite like slamming your best friend in poker to cheer wewe up. I won $50 off her too, so I'm going to spend it taking her out to lunch somewhere ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't stand this, I've been doing absolutely nothing since I hurt my back and I just feel like dead weight. If I don't find something productive to do today, I'm going to drink bleach ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tennessee should be renamed the "Bi-polar" state. One day, I'm enjoying the warm sun on my face. But kwa the very inayofuata day, I'm freezing my fucking punda off. I upendo Tennessee and all, but not the unpredictable weather. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The free version of RPGMaker VX Ace is so basic bitch, kahaba ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wait, an Albuquerque orphanage is taking a field trip to the horse side of the ranch and I'm going to be too injured to work???? Daaaaaddddd let me come to work au I'll cry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's the first time i've been on here in about five years. Only today did I think about this account and how it was my first "social media". I honestly can't believe I remembered my nenosiri and username. Also I can't believe this website is still active! I'm not coming back but it's kinda cool to see what I was like back when I was 11. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*sadly doing the homework Riku assigned him* T_T ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm upset today. It's my grandma's birthday today and I can't go because I'm way too sick. Well, she's not really my grandma, but I consider her my grandma because I never got to meet any of my real grandparents. It really upsets me because I never know when her last birthday au holiday could be. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe fail at doing something simple because you're aggravated. And wasted an epic opportunitty because wewe fucked up royally.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yk what's hella ironic. I really upendo wedding dresses on characters. Saber bride,Astraea 3 nyota (Aura Kingdom) etc but I don't want to be ever married. Lmfao ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How to beat Wanta at King of Fighters. Get him on the right side of the screen where the inputs are reversed. He will immediately fail at everything ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have done it. Guys post fictional babes/dudes as much as wewe want.

link

Yk I wonder how many other things would be suitable as foramu as opposed to constantly putting it in majibu sections? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Not saying I'm eager to die au anything but I'm really looking mbele to roaming the planet as a ghost. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think I might make an ultimate waifu orodha to go with my relatable characters list. au I can make a foramu here "Post husbando/waifu" maybe. Idk honestly. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio fact, I wear hobnail boots to work, which for those of wewe who don't know what that is, they're boots with metal studs in them to make them last longer. Problem is that they get shit traction on hard surfaces. They're okay on concrete, but I may au may not have slipped off my truck kitanda today and hurt my back ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes, I spread my arms wide and pretend that I'm a plane, flying in the sky.....
Whoosh, Whoosh! :3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's also "National Be Nasty" siku XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy woman's siku everyone ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo college students, my Marafiki are bitching and whining about having to write a 2000 word research paper they had five months to write.

How dare those teachers amirite?

Like come on - when will they ever have to write 2000 words in an essay any time outside of highschool?

Come on. Totally ridiculous. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys I've edited my answer to give season correlations to wewe guys. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel horrible because my sister is having a baby and I don't really get the whole baby hype thing. I was at the ultrasound with her today and everyone else was like "Wow!!! A baby!! What a miracle!!!" and I'm just like "yep, that indeed is a developing fetus."
Its not like I'm not happy. I'm looking mbele to spending time as an aunt because I like kids. But I don't understand why it has to be such a big fuss au why I have to feign amazement that the human body can reproduce. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The great thing about games on Steam is that they have a built in timer for how long I should play them. When they inevitably glitch and become unplayable messes, I know to songesha to a new game XD Later, Cuphead. Helloooo King of Fighters. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone told me that they without a doubt thought I was on anti depressants because of how happy I am all the time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I had to call in sick today again. My mom went ahead and cooked breakfast on the ranch, then she was nice enough to bring some hash, reli brown and scrambled eggs to my house and check up on me. She told me that she is proud of me for working so hard and for trying to be a good mother.
Wtf, she never does this for me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe can't see the forest au the trees
For all the colors of your dreams
Just turn to friends
Their help transcends to love, love, love, love, upendo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"“Behold my talent! Listen to the thunderous applause! Here is the honor of the Imperium! Like a blooming flower... Opening! The Golden Theater!!"
"I shall offer this gift to a full moon... Dancing scatters the flowers, and cleaves open a star! Behold the supreme beauty... and praise it! Aestus Domus Aurea!!”" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well thanks to an epiphany. I have zaidi reason why to believe my fictional character relating technique. It's pretty damn to use to avoid idiocy and other various of types of losers. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TFW someone blocks wewe and then blames wewe for somehow not being omnipotent because I wasn't there when wewe really needed it and she didn't bother to try to talk to me. Despite the fact whenever she was bothered I went out of my way to do it.

People are idiotic man. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It’s been so long since I got on here. hujambo everyone how’s everything? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have been finding myself to be in quite a Nightcore Mood lately. Perhaps, I should ask for help but the thing is that I don't really want to !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just picked up Skyrim. I was expecting to go and become this badass dragon slaying war maiden, but no, I'm a mom because this poor orphan kid was tugging at my heartstrings and I had to grind for a house to put her in because kids deserve to be happy goddamnit ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita