hujambo guys, wanna check out my new story? ^ ^ it's about a kid who goes into a creepy wood n gets in trouble
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

yesturday some asswipe decided to throw a egg at me i am still pissed about that ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i just realized that Dora has zaidi freedoms than me. Omigod! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My juu three Video Game Achievements! (Not in any particular order)

1: Figuring out how to defeat this bastard: link

2: Catching that rabbit thing in Super Mario 64

3: First ever Elite Four victory. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was watching old Death Battles and I got to the one with Batman VS Spiderman and heard this.

"While Spiderman is strong, he is not invincible."

Me: ".....heh.....hehe......ultimate foreshadowing." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Peoples Are Born To Die Because Eventually They Are Will Die ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link Please jiunge *is dying of boredom at the moment* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Keith gets to drive a hot red antique mustang GT convertible, kubadilishwa for his muziki video tomorrow. I'm so jealous. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: I'm happy right now

Life: lol one sec ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Quote from College professor.

"Books are like a suitcase on a bed. wewe open it up and there are all these AMAZING things inside." *Proceeds to give examples then says this.* "Then there's the Twilight books. wewe open up the suitcase and there's nothing inside except a small pile of glitter." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mother: *Buys my 5 mwaka old cousin a expensive leapster toy thing.*

Me: wewe can play with my Hot Wheels this week.

Guess which one she chose to play with? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello :) Please jiunge this club if wewe want to have a little fun!:) link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How many mashabiki would like to help cute and cuddly me get to 500 mashabiki at least? shabiki ya back <=} ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jiunge this club if wewe like Spiders ^ ^
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That awesome moment when wewe build something and the extra pieces ACTUALLY are extra pieces. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There should be a fanpop convention, where the members can meet and there are like sections for the maarufu clubs, and people would get I.D badges with their jina la mtumiaji and latest icon. then wewe could meet all your buddies and hug them and shit. idk, just a thought. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe either upendo me au hate me.

there is no in between with me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

got a nice fox, mbweha sweatshirt hoodie last fiday but put it in the washer one day. a while later, i saw that fucking bleach got all over the inside of the hood. i was like "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!" but im still happy with it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Никто в этом клубе говорят на русском? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

in real life i am not that maarufu but online its a whole different story like this post if this is true for wewe too ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got the meanest fortune cookie!
"Your fortune is in another cookie..."
.___. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'M SO FED UP WITH THIS CLUB SYAFK'LFkAK' I WANT THE GOOD USERS BACK. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cheri Cheri Lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my moyo don't lose it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i think i would upendo it to be famous and someone yells " I upendo you," i would be like " And i upendo wewe bila mpangilio citizen" lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If I annoy myself with the whole "Humans are animals" thing, I can't imagine how wewe guys feel. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anybody else here dress goth? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know many of wewe have forgotten me but I'm back for good now, I've been offline for months because I've been doing other shit and what not.
I'm sure it's been a war with the trolls lately right? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Will wewe jiunge the Bubble Eye goldfish club???? PLEASE???? Pretty please with a cherry one top????? I'm not crazy... I just upendo myself.... and FISH!!!! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SIKE! That's the wrong numba! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dear Kindergarten Children,
If wewe do not like nap time, give it to us! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Another mwaka begins with a job hunt, I can't even remember what mwaka I started job-hunting at this rate it'll be time to retire before I get a proper job!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Get Rid Of Those Barnacle On The Slopes wewe Barnaclehead! And You'll Find A Naked Sister Of Mine As A Reward! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Look At This Place. I Mean PUH-LEEZE! Would It Kill Them To Lay Down A Few Thrown Rugs? And All This Wasted Space. How Did Those Two Old Fogies Make All This? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If people do mean shit to wewe it's because they're jealous of your success. Remember that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

fanpop IS CONFUSING ME, ON MY UPDATES, IT SHOWS WHENEVER SOMEONE maoni ON SOMETHING, SO I CLICKED IT THINK SOMEONE maoni ON MY ANSWER TO A QUESTION, HOLY SHIT< NNO fanpop BAD, ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Every girl that think she's ugly is always actually the most beautiful girl." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ugh cant up load images..can anyone else? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

BOOMBOOMPOWSHINEBRIGHTLIKEADIAMONDLETSMAKETHEMOSTOFTHENIGHTLIKEWEREGONNADIEYOUNGBOOYAHPANCAKESAREYUMMYBTWWHEREAREMYSHOESOOHILIKEBOOTSANDHIGHTOPSANDOTHERCOOLSTUFFLIKETHATSPEAKINGOFWHICHISAWACUTEPAIROFBOOTSWITHSPARKLESONTHEMOHCRAPIJUSTREALIZEDTHATIFORGOTTOBUYJEWELRYFORMYFRIENDSPARTYOHWELLJUSTGIVEAGIFTCARDPEWDIEPIERUNLIKEABOSSWHATTHEFUZZ...

My train of thought. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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Would wewe guys be so kind as to look at my shop? Thanks to all of wewe who do. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

first ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I'm not like most girls." What?...Are your tits on your head?... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Go To A Mirror, Open Your Mouth, Look At Your Tongue And Do Nothing ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's in water is tasty. So is karanga siagi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

For chajio, chakula cha jioni I went over to my grandma's house and instead of making spaghetti, tambi with spaghetti, tambi sauce she used salsa.

...It was actually pretty good. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My current day.

I was (rudely) woken up kwa my mother who was fretting about money. Then she, for no apparent reason, decided to rearrange any and all furniture in our house. Naturally I was the heavy lifter and spent my morning lugging beds and desks and stuff around, only to put it all back because my mom "liked it the way it was better."

I now understand why some people become serial killers. On that note, does anyone know any cool spots to dispose of the body(s)? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Kids in my school = I want a Iphone!!!!

Me = I want a gameboy.................... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

♪ ♫Everybody wants to rule the world♪ ♫ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *Watching anime* "Ugh....it's getting late. I should get to bed. I have a late night tomorrow."

*4 am rolls by.*

Me: "Ah screw it." *Moves on to inayofuata episode* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate my classmates -_-

The teachers are just trying to give us an education and all they're doing is being disrespectful. Because of them we can't learn anything. One even yelled at my Algebra teacher to "f*ck off" and then gave him the finger for telling him to put his phone away.

*sigh* Seriously? Does anyone else here go to a school like this? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can some one please jiunge my finger monkey club because just look at a finger monkey there sooooooo cute ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've been rather unhelpful and cold lately, it's rather concerning. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe really want to ngumi, punch somebody yet wewe can't because a teacher is like right inayofuata to where wewe and that person are sitting at. *In head* Damn it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WTF :D

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My family is buying a sekunde house and my mother suggested that I should relocate to the sekunde house when we buy it because I have no Marafiki and would not be affected no matter where I lived.

She didn't say it exactly like that, but that's pretty much what she alisema XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ęÿûíōåßłżčñ•₩§»…¿¡` random(: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm new ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

fanpop wewe old fuck why can't i pakia picha ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe must be whats left ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

shine bright like a doitsu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

yes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

(Me and my Marafiki at lunch...)
Friend 1: "How do wewe pronounce gif" like jff or--"
Friend 2: "Dude Jiff is the best karanga siagi ever!"
Boyfriend of Friend 2: "Nuh uh, Skippy is!"
Friend 1: "No, Jiff is!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy!"
Friend 1 & 2: "JIFF!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy gawdemmit!"
Friend 1 & 2: "Jiff!"
Me: "NUTELLA."
(*everyone applauds me*) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why can't people learn that two is company but three is a crowd. I can't believe that people invite themselves along and then try to change the plans that were made before they were invited!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ya know I find it funny how easy it takes for a person to stop following wewe on tumblr. It's like one strike and you're out with them yet sometimes they don't even bother to ask for requests au anything that may benefit them in following someone. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So... If he pauses his videogame from time to time to chat with me... It's a good sign, right? Right????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HAY!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link wtf um oh ok ????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygayggaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygayggaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys, I just had the most horrible nightmare... :'(

Grand Theft Auto V was out. I bought it for 60 euros, and played it at once.
I started up the game, but as it turned out... It was just an HD-port of GTA: San andreas...

I need some sincere comforting. It was the most horrible dream ever... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

˝So they say, they say in Heaven there's no husbands and wives. And on the siku that I onyesha up, they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies.

And I cant use the telephone to tell wewe that I'm dead and gone, so wewe won't know.

wewe won't know.˝ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: "Ow....cold sore."

Mother: "Stop drinking Coca Cola then. You're having an allergic reaction."

Me: "I can't. It's....It's so goooood."

Mother: "Don't be a baby! If wewe keep doing it, it'll get worse and worse and could possibly be dangerous."

Me: *Reaching for Coca Cola.* "If I die. I die with my thirst quenched."

Mother: *Throws out Coke.*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Go To www.fanpop.com/login Then Click Your kasha pokezi ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've seen a lot of ceilings in my time... I rate this one... a 3, 3.5. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

School Is A House For MOTHERFUCKERS!
MOTHER Means THE Fucking Teachers
FUCKERS Means THOSE Fucking Teachers Always Fuck Up To Student ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

THE POWER WITHIN ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I now have 69 heshima ;) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I rather enjoy bila mpangilio things..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hum dee dum dee dum dEEEEEEEEEEE dum ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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.......................Because ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

anime people eating toast zaidi like throw away your earphones ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When I'm Robbing A Diamond With My Marafiki At 11:08 PM

Me: Find It! Find It! It's Here Somewhere!
My Friend 1: Urgh... I'm Looking! Give Me A Break!
My Friend 2: It's Too DARK! Can't See A Thing!
Me: YES! That's The Thing Called NIGHT! Keep Looking!!
My Friend 1: Wait... I Think Aha! I Found IT!
Me: Finally! Let's Get Out Of Here! Quickly!

Then Someone Crash To The Window

Me: !! What The!!?? Head For The Hiiiillllssss!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

sorry for the lateness! (i'm almost always on DeviantArt)

and happy new year, y'all!!!

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-live while i'm young- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Every time I read a stupid post I always think of how amazing it would be if fanpop were to add a dislike button ._. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dislikng/not enjoying yaoi/yuri =/= homophobic ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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jiunge the BellDom club, please? :3. It'd mean a lot to me c:. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I noticed something. ALOT of female anime mashabiki hate Shonen anime characters. (Hinata Hyuga,Nami,Sakura,Ichigo Kurosaki,etc) and alot of them unfairly criticize the anime au bash characters ignorantly. Yet the anime wasn't even geared towards girls in the first place. Girls and guys can watch any type of anime but honestly don't wewe think it's funny when alot of dudes hate shoujo and alot of girls hate shonen yet some of them watch it and complain unfairly about it? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Doesn't it irritate wewe when people put their usernames as keywords!?

Ugh I just hate it. -.-
It just doesn't seem right it's stupid in my opinion. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My worst fear has become a reality.

I've become allergic to Coca Cola.

On a slightly related note, my sekunde worst fear is being face to face with a Japanese buibui Crab. *Shiver* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that wewe raid his wardrobe. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Listens to sad music*
.....
*Makes sad picture to go with it*

*Listens to painful music*
.....
*Reads painful fanfic to go with it*

*Listens to angry music*
.....
*Grumpy for the rest of the day*

This is 100% me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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Happy New Year, guys!!!!!<333 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

one siku i'll have a magical new years midnight i hope ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

akemashite omedetou, losers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy New Years!~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

BONNE ANNÉE!!! :D

FELIZ ANO NUEVO!!! :D

AKEMASHITE OMEDETÔ GOZAIMASU!!! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy new mwaka guys. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me and my family were having New Years Eve dinner.
My sister asks me, "Here do wewe want to songesha over to the other table?" She moves the short meza, jedwali I'm sitting at and one of the sides suddenly collapses and everything falls to the ground and about 5 china plates break.
We're all trying to clean it up while laughing and suddenly our friend visiting from Australia walks in, he just walks kwa and is all like, "Strange Americans..." XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YES tatsudoshi add me on psn ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita