"Help! These aren't my legs!!!!"
Hehehe.... Run! Run! A purple rumbling hoover flyer is after wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I seriously think I need to make an makala saying that "100 things X does au Y does" are opinions and not facts. Everyone seem to think everything is set in stone. If wewe are an anime shabiki wewe can't like western media au if wewe like sports wewe can't like anything that's not sports. au a tomboy has this one way of thinking and nothing else. Alot of people don't understand everyone is different and won't react au interact with the same things in the same way at the same time. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Take your dual fork

Fuck yourself twice ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guy 1: Let's play "I spy".
Guy 2: OK.
Guy 1: I spy something annoying.
Guy 2: Um, my penis?
Guy 1: No, Justin Bieber.
Guy 2: WTF?! JB is not that annoying! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life just to waste time in class. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think my mind is telling me something.

All last night. I had a continuous dream of me eating tuna samaki and nothing else. Just sandwich, sandwichi after sandwich, sandwichi after sandwich. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

KEITH IS 15 dakika AWAY FROM ME ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *over text message* hujambo what r u bringing nyumbani to eat?
My aunt: Sonic
Me: *in my head* She's bringing me a speedy blue hedgehog to eat? O_O

XD thought it was funny to share this ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

˝Subtle racism
It's hard to pin it, cause you'd only understand if wewe were me for just a minute.
This one kid alisema something that was really bad,
He alisema I wasn't really black because I had a dad.
I think that's kinda sad, mostly cause a lot of black kids think they should agree with that.˝ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"omgg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do wewe even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cutee. omgg im soo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzz lyke loll im like the kewlest gurl evarr"

Can I just say that anyone who types/talks that way shouldn't talk with me? The sekunde someone does that. I will flip off the handle with them. And especially if they talk that way about things I like?

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

poop ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Make my wish come true, let darkness slip aside
Hiding all our hope, mocking what we treasure
Battles we can win, if we believe our souls
Hang in for the light, till dawn
Fate will not leave you, hate will not heal you
Pray and one day, peace shall flow everywhere~" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Are we humans... au are we dancers? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'll understand....When everything's made to be broken, I just want wewe to know who I am..." ♪♫ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A Good Museum Is A Museum Who Gives wewe A Skeleton Of Dinosaurs ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish I was famous for imba :3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it's NOT a hipster pic, it's a picture of RAIN because the poem on it is 1 i wrote called IT DOES RAIN u IDIOTS! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio lady I don't know called me on the phone and started talking to me in Italian. I understood everything she alisema and replied to her in French. And so we talked...

Win. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am busy, still so bored. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Big samaki little samaki card board box ! ت ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

iPhone Battery: 100%
Me: :DDDD
*1 dakika later*
iPhone battery: 99%
Me: The feelings gone... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ت ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Stretching.

Oh....ohh.....ohhh........ohhh yaaaaaaaoooooowwww!!! IT HURTS!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's my birthday today! Hope everyone has a nice day. ^^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the banner is bloody awesome :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

how badass are we? Think about it! Every single night, we go to bed's, make ourselves comfortable, and say...

"Fuck wewe consciousness. I'm going to sleep."

....

....

Brain: "Think again sucker." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How to tell if wewe are too addicted to soda.

Red, White, and Blue.

Now if wewe thought of a Pepsi, I have some bad news for you. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I just came back from seeing Twlight Breaking Dawn part 2, that movie is epic. It's so good it's up there with Harry Potter, I think everyone here should go see it, even if your NOT a fan. I wasn't a shabiki of Twlight until right now. I watched the other sinema of Twlight for the hell of it the other day. Those sinema didn't really get me into Twlight until I seen Breaking Dawn part 2. Wooo! I'm a now a Twlight Fan, a very late one. xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

3 zaidi days. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My little sisters won't stop trying to use my mum's old saxaphone. Oh my freaking gosh, WHY DO THEY LIKE THAT FREAKING SAXAPHONE SO MUCH?! GUUUUUUHHH!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why am I naming bila mpangilio indie games? :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cave Story ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

LIMBO ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ngome Crashers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dear Esther ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Super Meat Boy ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why am I naming bila mpangilio indie games? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The World of Goo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Minecraft ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hotline Miami ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Terraria ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fez ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Binding of Isaac ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My neighbour called the cops because I had Metallica on too loud.

They arrested him. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes, it is necessary. My neighbors were playing some horrible muziki that was almost loud enough to shake our house. We fought moto with fire. We played DBZ, Bleach, and FMA muziki as loud as we possibly could. We prevailed and proceeded to play this...

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People,
I'm really sorry about that chemsha bongo swali I submitted. It was just supposed to be a joke! I'm sorry if it caused wewe any inconvenience!
~Blondie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There are those times I just want to go back to the past and kick the punda of my younger self for all the stupid things I've done when I was younger. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Being good is good." ~Lee Everett 2012 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

They say that your father was a great wewe must be what's left need to stop hating on gays let'em teach wewe how to dress ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
and guess what's inside it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't think anyone will care but I got my dedicated metal for this club! :D

.....Yeah no one probably cares.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was chilling in my room, all alone, au so I thought. I suddenly felt strange and looked over to see my cat staring at me with this weird smile-like expression.

"Stop looking at me like that.......smug bastard...." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

No matter what wewe say
What wewe do
What wewe say isn't true
I'm not taking orders from wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"We can change the whole world,
Gonna take it over,
Gonna start it over,

Don't wewe we can be a new beginning,
Fighting till we're winning,
Tell me that you're in,
And don't wewe want to be

A superhero,
Superhero,
Superhero?"

Simon Curtis - Superhero ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who wants to eat my wiener? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just made a new club called Miabear1998 and Ya'll are free to jiunge if wewe want to know me better. Thanx. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

for anyone that's interested...Rise of the Guardians, deserves zaidi fan's than what it's got

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HEY, GUYS!!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!<333 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!

Well unless you're Canadian, then Happy Late Thanksgiving! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

yeralayer ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *Searches Bart and Jaime pictures on Google* There has GOT to be some good bromance pictures here....*Search results onyesha up* HOLY CRAP THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAAAANNNTTT!! NO SHIPITY-SHIP-SHIP!!*Exits window*
(Shipity-ship-ship? XD) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Puff the magic dragon, lived kwa the sea~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Most Awkward Moment Of My Life Is When I Was On School ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got back from thanksgiving dinner.

Mashed potatoes.
Mac and cheese.
Green maharage, maharagwe casserole.
Some red stuff they "claimed" was cranberry sauce.
Stuffing.
zaidi stuffing
pumpkin, boga pie
Turkey
Ham
supu (Duh)
pumpkin, boga bread
chokoleti pie
LARGE tub of cool whip (That came after the dinner. ALL MINE!)
Oh, and some other pies that I didn't like....

And now, I'm sitting here, 90 lbs heavier, drinking soda. Nearly perfect day, except I had to interact with people...... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when someone misunderstands the word "Bromance"..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link

put beccyieblade as who refered wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I will grab wewe kwa the neck, throw wewe on the ground, hold wewe down with needles, and SPIT IN YOUR NOSE! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

yee-haw! accordint to my friend, this week has officially been declared bila mpangilio week! so everyone go wild with your bila mpangilio postings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My little cousin is worrying me. I mean,he called me and my friend dumb for not liking gangnam style,then he alisema that we have opinions,and that in his opinion is that it is the best. If we both have different opinions,then why the hell did wewe call us dumb!? ._. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Every Thanksgiving.

Me: "Ugh....man, I'm just not that hungry...." *Eats 1 helping.*

*Pies come.*

Me: *Takes a whole one and runs.* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Only One Way To Become Gay Is Think Gay And wewe Must upendo It ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

IF wewe WANNA BE MY LOVER
wewe GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
FRIENDSHIP NEVER EEENNNNNNNDSSSS
IF wewe WANNA BE MY LOVER
wewe HAVE GOT TO GIVE
TAKING IS TOO EASY
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OOHHHHHHHHHHH ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *sat on the toilet*
*gets a text*
Friend: what wewe up to?
Me: watching tv.
HAHAHAHAHA LIES ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There is actually a word in Japanese for "Bloody Bowel Discharge."???????

I must check this..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

come at me bro ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it is truly startling how good previously sandwiched onions taste on chips....... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Did ya know how wide u can open ur mouth is the same length as ur ear and if it aint true on u u just aint normal! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places,
worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression,
no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

-Mad World (Gary Jules) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Honestly I am kinda sick of fanpop being primarily female dominated. (No offense to alot of you) But there's simply not enough for a guy to do and fanpop boring already. Plus I find it highly annoying when some fangirls act like they own the place (Questions,forum,etc)

I got used to this status quo for the longest but now I am just sick and tired of it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I really hate it when I'm somewhere like the grocery store and someone comes up to me and is all like "Hey! What are wewe doing here?"

And I just go...
"What
Dahell
does
it
look like
I'm doing
here..........?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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Happy International Men's Day! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im not joking jiunge my club, SkyDekeres700 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Doing a report, when suddenly.*

Alexander the Great: "Diogenes, can I do anything for you?"

Diogenes: "Ya, songesha over, you're blocking my view."

Me: "Please pour cold water over the burned area." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

why is life such a roller coaster? and why is there so much down and so little up? :\ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone doesn't reply

Paranoia: You're annoying them, they hate you, stop talking to them wewe obsessive idiot

This is me. Without a doubt.↑ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

can wewe guys answer this question? link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WHAT DID wewe DO TO PANDA!? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo a normal shabiki of MLP:FiM (although not a brony, just a fan) here to tell wewe that not all who watch the onyesha are annoying fucks who shove it on people's face *ahem*MissMichele*ahem* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swiffer: crayons!!! panya : soda cans!!! swiffer : bb!!! bbd : what the @%$#!? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe see,that moment in your life when somebody does something that makes wewe lose all respect for them,and then they wonder why wewe don't respect them anymore. I have been in that moment so many times. One of which involved a difference of opinion. Word to the wise,if wewe dislike a maarufu song,don't admit it out loud. wewe shall be told to go die,and the person who told wewe that will have made wewe lose all respect for them. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Hold me, like the river of Jordan. And I will then say to thee, wewe are my friend...." ♪♫ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Forever a Guardian Angel.
Wings torn off,
Halo taken away.
I am not fallen.
I am still an Angel.

Rejected.
Beaten.
Broken.
Torn.
Left for death.

Forever a Guardian Angel.
No matter the abuse. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I Want Palestine Free From Cursed Barnacle Coward Bastard Israel Attack On Gaza Strait! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Need for mashabiki <_< PLZ add Me Thx,...........Working on 1000 mashabiki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*sigh* What happened to the time when people put others feelings into consideration...? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita