Today I saw a bunch of fat ladies dressed like pin up girls. They were going to a Halloween party.. well, I hope. Oh god why did I have to see this? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions
Oh, let's go back to the start
Running in circles, coming up tails
Heads on a science apart

Nobody alisema it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody alisema it was easy
No one ever alisema it would be this hard
Oh, take me back to the start.
-Coldplay, The Scientist.~
//All these feels.// ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I WANT OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing So Hard My sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My taco ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

baka & test! (baka to test) which character are wewe most like?

link

i'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *On amazon Prime*

*Watching nyota Trek Voyager and sees this*

Watch instantly: $0:00
Rent: $1:99

Me: ...so I can either pay money to rent it....or just watch it anytime I want for free....um....okay. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

1.21 gigawatts ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

fangirl mode activated

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGGGGG I upendo upendo upendo upendo LOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOWAN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME NIGHTS (AND DAYS) ARE JUST zaidi INTENSE FOR ME I GUESS OMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The only modern vampire wewe should be a shabiki of is the one in my icon. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

better to burn out than to fade away, so come and have a drink on me, on me, on me, we were young having fun used to party all night long, jumping up and down and getting crazy, banging our heads to AC/DC, we were young turn it up, used to party till we dropped, we wouldnt stop untill wed see the sun, we were young, young, young, young, young.

any other Hedley mashabiki out there????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My little brother is imba and he sounds like a dieing cat. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

some people are like wingu when they disappear its a brighter siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

some people in my school need a hug.
around their necks.
with my hands. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

we get the faster ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wonder who is faster....Rock Lee without his weights, au Master Chief without the several ton armor on. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

does anybody here watch jenna marbles? just curious :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One siku when i am kusoma bila mpangilio nukuu and whatnot when suddenly....

*sees this quote*
"I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start uigizaji like idiots"

Todd Rundgren

My expression:
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

who else is bored? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Eid Mubarak everyone!
(or happy friday if wewe prefer it..x3) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ski Lodge Infections ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Did wewe know that the seas is salty because of the tears of the sharks who cry because they are misunderstood.

the moar wewe know ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

˝I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company au not.

Otherwise they turn up unannounced and surprise us, come hammering on the mind’s door at 4 a.m. of a bad night and demand to know who deserted them, who betrayed them, who is going to make amends. We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget.˝ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"When she was just a girl, she expected the world. But it flew away from her reach, so she ran away in her sleep...." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG! This club is like totally meant for me! I think I'm going to cry! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I still don't understand the whole gppony, pony hype. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Holds object up in the air,smiling while background muziki plays* :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I go to toys r us and just press all the try me buttons and If a employee asked I tell them I'm Beetovon and I'm just working on a new smphony entitled "TOYS" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is your inayopendelewa APPROPRIATE comeback???? Mine is rolling my eyes and saying (in a VERY scarcastic voice) Wow! You're cool! maoni and ill add wewe as a fan!! Thanks! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Good night my dear fanpoppers.

See you..maybe, wewe never know when something happens. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When I'm driving: "...hmm...that is kinda close. I'll wait for him to go."

When brother's driving: "I can make it."
"I can make it."
"I can make it."
*BOOM!*
...
...
...
"I coulda made it." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I upendo it when we kiss all siku we roll around all night,
I upendo it when the moon peeks in and hits your eyes just right,
It's just right but I hope wewe don't mind,
The world's fucked up and we're all gonna,
I hope wewe don't mind, the world's fucked up and we're all gonna die. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know what this world has a lot of *BULLSHIT* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, what am I?

Patrick: Uh... stupid?

SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!

Patrick: What's the difference?!!

*laughing* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is anyone on here a shabiki of ryan lee ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm using the internet on my Xbox now! It's a little difficult to type, but at least I don't have to steal my dad's laptop anymore! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Finds foam sword* "MIIIINE!

Mom: "Not yours. It's for the 5 mwaka old."

Me: "MIIIIIIINE!"

Mom: "Don't be a baby."

Me: "I'm not a baby! I have a SWORD!"

Mom: "It's made of foam"

Me: "It's still a SWORD!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i need heshima plz help ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio club zaidi like the fandom club. c:
Makes me think of Tumblr kind of. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everyone left. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes I'm ashamed to be American.

My Friend:˝Do wewe like China?˝

Me:˝Yes, why?˝

My Friend:˝Well, I thought wewe liked Japan…˝

Me:˝I do. What's your point!˝

My Friend:˝Well, they're basically the same thing. Y'know, they both have funny languages.˝

Even when I tried to explain to her how racist that was, she alisema ˝Stop getting so offended! You're American, why do wewe even care?˝

"Home of the Brave" my ass. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if wewe no some anime that is on netflix thatis not in jap and it is not bad tell me? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What the heck is with this " Save derpy " spam. Its fucking annoying and its going to make people not want to help because its literally spamming the bila mpangilio club and its annoying as hell -_- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Oh glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the universe are between the buns" - Deconstruction kwa The Devin Townsend Project <333 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Lights will guide wewe home..." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hivi karibuni studies onyesha if wewe repeat the same goddamn joke over and over it will stop being funny
wow
who knew ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"i dont get why wewe wear a bra, wewe have nothing to put in it." he said
"you wear pants dont you?" the girl asked unfazed
"well wewe have ummm.... shirts." the boy said
"you have heads." the girl replied
"well i know how to use my head." the boy alisema triumphly
"if wewe did then wewe wouldve come up with a diffrent comeback."
"oh my gosh i dont get girls."
"well obvisously because then wewe would've found a better way to ask me out, and kwa the way no."
the boy walked off in defeat. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo im a newbie need buds!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

NO VERY SOME VERY NO VERY SOME VERY CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE , NAVAL ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So there's this spammer who wants me to listen to his song. I alisema no because I'm not interested. wewe know what he said? He alisema my life will magically take a turn for the worst. He alisema I will never finish college and I would commit crimes just because I didn't listen to his damn song.

Oh glob I don't even know why I keep coming to this website... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo im new here so if wewe wouldnt mind adding me that would be great! I upendo farasi and have my own. do wewe have any pets? If wewe have a horse plz add me cuz i dont know a lot and id upendo to learn! thNKS! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay I am a shabiki of yuri and yaoi. (MORE SO yuri) but I really HATE stupid over-obsessive fanboys and fangirls of it. The assholes of both genders constantly act like idiots when they talk to a member of LGBT community and I find that annoying. Granted I have a fetish with yuri. Whether that's wrong au right depends on the person but I will try my best not to act like an idiot while talking to them. It's stupid and many people do not realize that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Weirdest. Argument. Ever.

Brother: "You're bathroom should be clean!"
Me: "You're beard should be shaved!"
Brother: "You're kitanda should be made!"
Me: "You're a poopyhead!"
Brother: "How dare you!?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

no swali of the siku today! sorry guys!! i couldnt think of anything! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna do an internet!

*presses keyboard and rainbows shoot of the computer*

I'm gonna do a book!

*pokes book and nothing happens*

Aww...D; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I would like to have a job as polic officer and i would yell "I'm the law" that would achieve my life ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jiunge everything teens
plz jiunge ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I've always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy." - Mari ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: I'm a vegetarian.

Person: You're a freak! What is wrong with you?! How can wewe live without meat?!?

Ugh. I have had enough of those insults. I hate it when people insult me because I'm vegetarian. Is it really such a crime to not eat animals? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hehe
Huhu
hoho

O.o Lolz ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

salsa ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone added me as a shabiki just now, showed up on my Live Updates. I clicked the name, in order to chat with that person, to say thank you... then it told me I am not authorized to IM that user...

Daddy told me I could do anything I would want, if I wanted it badly enough.

Apparently he lied. xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im seriously fucking bored right now !!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There was this one user who answered a 23 siku old swali so I ametoa maoni on her swali in a non-serious manner "this swali is 23 days old like wtf man" then her Marafiki goes all batshit insane and accuses me of bullying her friend all because I alisema "wtf" and alisema "man" thinking I called her a guy as a form of an insult yet I wasn't even serious.

What is wrong with people nowadays? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link piz vote for of mbwa mwitu of man ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've decided. If this account ever gets banned. I shall make another under the name. "Gotsadog" and if that gets banned. My new account will be. "Hadadog." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe say the puppy's yours? I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi! I need help. I want to be a actress when I grow up but people say I won't make it what's a good comeback ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali of the day...who is your inayopendelewa boy and girl character on friends???My vipendwa are Chandler and Phoebe!! maoni and ill add wewe a a fan!!! Thanks!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey, everyone! I've recently made five new episodes of my "Barack Obama Messes up Bigtime" series. The video are on goanimate.com. Once again, my jina la mtumiaji is MLP: RMM if wewe ever want to see my videos. Also, if wewe have any suggestions on what should happen on the inayofuata episode, I'd be happy to here your ideas. I could use some views. The video are really funny, so check them out! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The juu five things i would not do ask on a maoni and i'll answer.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wanna have sex! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

DOnt confuse my personality and my attitude. my personality is who i am and my attitude depends on who wewe are ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

lincoln 2012 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please check out my new club Everything Teens! I hope wewe will jiunge the club to get things rolling. Thanks! From AnimeLover300 and Zenalo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

youve seen the joke too many time
wow wewe want a dhahabu star
wewe little special snowflake wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

'Like' if you're for Romney Ryan! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Woah what happened here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jiunge my club SkyDekeres700 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me runaway from bully's? NO I eat them for Breakfast!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who's your favourite character at the moment?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

have wewe guys heard that nick.com is allowing kids to vote who they want for president and talk about it
i went to go read the discussions they were having and
mother
of
god
anyway thought i'd say something about that feel free to check it out if wewe want but whatever ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thanks for your help,But I don't need your help. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali of the day!!!!! Do wewe like the Cardinals au the Cubs??? btw i upendo the Cardinals! wewe cant say wewe like both au neither though!!!!!!! :D if wewe maoni ill add wewe as a fan!!! Thanks!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone know where Azkaban went off to ;~; ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Think Adventure Time is all hugs and kisses and rainbows and sunshine and happiness?

Guess again.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The boy wewe punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few dakika ago.

That girl wewe called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.

The boy wewe called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl wewe pushed down the other siku is already being abused at home.

wewe think wewe know them.

Guess what, wewe DON'T!

Re-post if wewe are against bullying.

I bet 99% of wewe won't.

Re-post this if your that 1% with a heart. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Battleship Has Taken Heavy Damge! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

can someone jiunge us on friday night at 8:00pm for a wi-fi connected brawl? there are 4 of us. i'll play first, so you'll verse me.
our friend code is this:
52433-9811-2874 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who the hell sticks a marshmallow up their nose?
Apparently my best friend... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok, WHAT. THE.HELL?
I was just sitting at my computer just now, and all of the sudden, I hear this, TRUMPET THINGY-MAJIG, and it didn't come from my brother's computer. It sounded like it came from outside, and my house is like 2 acres away from the highway, so I'm guessing it was a car horn.
WHO HAS A CAR HORN LIKE THAT?
That, au someone was in the middle of the field with a trumpet, of which I highly doubt.
Again, WHAT. THE. HELL? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

swali of the day!!! whats ur fave shoe brand??? please comment!!! my fave is puma!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do wewe like waffles? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!! Do wewe like pancakes? YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!! Do wewe like french toast? YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!

This has been stuck in my head all day... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I KNOW YOU'RE TICKLISH ON YOUR FEET ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Windows 8 Available ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today's my 16th birthday ^^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's a nervous tick motion of the head to the left.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And so I ripped off his cock with my bare hands and replaced it... with a jelly donut. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita