Hrnngngnngghhhh ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My brother: *playing on his ipod*

My mom: *playing on her iPhone*

Me: *Reading a book* ._______. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. John loves making his daddy happy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How can the world end in 2012 when i have yogurt that muda wake unaisha in 2013.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I challange wewe all to watch this vid on a moderate sound volume and try not to startle once. I know I pissed my pants.

123GO!!

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves everybodis nerves yes on everybodies nerves... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link
Look what I found! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

fanpop has some really strange ads... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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ＤＡＭＮ ＴＨＩＳ ＣＯＭＭＥＮＴ ＩＳ ＦＡＮＣＹ！
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Alright everyone, I've reached a thousand fans, now my life goal has been reached.

Yeah I know, it is so sad. I can't believe it's been that long already. I guess this place is just that addictive. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My TV referances have been taken away. So all I have is song references.

*Sigh*

Take your pants off. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I didn't say I hate her, I alisema I want her to get fingered kwa Wolverine. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

maoni If wewe are watching Harry hills tv burp. And tell me what part au clip wewe are watching ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OKAY ! i have a game! when wewe write on this wall, wewe have rate to the person under you's ikoni out of ten! okay , nut don't be mad if someone rate wewe low! okay so i would rate BlindBandit92's ikoni 5/10 no offence.. i not trying to be mean! okay now wewe try! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dah ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ro ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What's St. Patricks Day? I know it's a holiday but not much else. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy St. Patricks siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS siku EVERYONE! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think we should have banners on our profaili pages!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

All who are not wearing green today shall be pinched kwa my...IRISH lobster, kamba CLAWS! Dun, dun, dunnnn! Wait, what? XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If i could live again...i'd like to be a cat. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WHO WANTS A TACO? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thatparty lastnight was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my punda off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my bia and smoke my weed but my good Marafiki is all I need Pass out at three Wake up at ten go out to eat then do it again. Man,I upendo college. I upendo drinking I upendo women,And I upendo college. I can't tell ya what I learned from school but I can tell wewe a story au two Um Yeah,I learned a fewrules like Don't pass out with your shoes on And When it comes to condomsput two on. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My whole house smells like weed...I'm not even joking .___. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me and my Marafiki (I'll call them Z and A) went to a store and were fooling around. Then A's mom came and alisema these guys who were security were looking for us, saying that there were three teens vandalizing the sports section of the store. All that really happened was Z throwing A a ball and A hitting it with a baseball bat. Then they knocked some beanbags over, but we put them back.
Eh, you've never lived until wewe almost get kicked out of a department store. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Last train to awesome town. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The awkward moment when wewe get in the kuoga and realize wewe forgot to take your socks off... c: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today was an awesome 2:00 to 3:09 siku today at school because we were on the laptops and we had to Get on Study Island au First In Math until like around 2:30 and to 2:30 to 3:09 we could get on anything we wanted to! (Sighs) I just upendo Fridays when my teacher is in an AWESOME mode. <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'll be the ambassador to your mom. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*is over light :3* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

no onto Hetalia!! :D! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am watching the first episode of Death Note, wish me luck ~! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe say owl city, i say evanscence
wewe say lady gaga i say lady gaga
wewe say amy lee sucks, i fucking ngumi, punch u in the stomah
wewe say james bond sucks, i kill u with a psitol
wewe say justin biber, i murder u
wewe say wat the fuck is wrong with u, i say DIE bitch, kahaba ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

................................... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Supfool_ ? IS A FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he just alisema all fat people should loose "wait" . >.< ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe say Owl City, I say Headhunterz
wewe say Hannah Montana, I say Wolfgang Gartner
wewe say Jonas Brothers, I say Deadmau5
wewe say One Direction, I say Flux Pavilion
wewe say Justin Beiber, I say Noisecontrollers
wewe say Lady Gaga, I say Tiesto

maoni if wewe upendo electronic <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

LMFAO at what Wendy99 wrote ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wwwwwooooooooppppppppp
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There! right! there! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's not fun being color blind! ;A; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh boy, I can't wait 'till I can play old-school Assassin's Creed 1 again, just like old times!

2 DAYs LATER...

*puts in Assassin's Creed disc*
Me: Aw this is going to be so friggin' sweet!

3 dakika LATER...

"Please, sir, just a few coins..."

Me: fffffffffffu.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i changed a bit of my profile. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Uh Hi Im sorta New Here So I could use zaidi Marafiki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~THHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~
THEY'VE CREATED PAS~TAA? :O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guy 1: "Check out those boobies!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."

XDXDXD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Raise your hand if wewe think wewe are going to have a horrible St.Patrick's Day! *raises hand* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! my TV glows at night O~O.......and whtz scary is tht it'z turned off from the power point....!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Your first time kusoma romance fanfiction: wewe start reading,You think it is boring,but wewe read on; For wewe are starting to read the good part. wewe read one sentence,and your eyes seem to freeze on that one little sentance. Your cheeks start to get hot,you know wewe are blushing. wewe think,How can they write this stuff?! And wewe close the page out. wewe start to think about what happened in the fiction. wewe start to feel regret,as wewe think wewe are hooked. and wewe pull up the page again. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hipster bands suck so freaking hard. -_________- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How fun would it be to speak like you're in a Shakespeare play for a day?

Person 1: Oh hujambo there, how's it going?
You: Greetings, my associate! How art thou? Is there not wonderful peace in yonder skies! The gods are truly pleasant with the squabbles that happen in our world.
Person 1: Who the hell are you. What have wewe done to the person I know. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Building a muslim community center a couple blocks away from Ground Zero.

Reaction: People throw a hissy fit, saying it's wrong, offensive, and other such shit.

The Westboro Baptist march up and down saying things like "Thank god for 9/11".

Reaction: Nobody says a fucking peep.

... there's something about that that's incredibly illogical, but I'm too busy sitting behind my computer and flappin' my fat, Cheeto-stained fingers on my keyboard (kudos to anyone who gets that) to figure it out. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ive got some big news ♫
the bank finally came through,
and im holding the keys to a brand new chevrolet ♫
have wewe been outside?
it sure is a nice night
how bout a little test drive, down kwa the lake? ♫
theres a place i know about,
where the dirt road runs out
we can try out the 4 wheel drive ♫
come on now whaddya say,
girl i can hardly wait
to get a little mud on the tires! ♫

brad paisley anyone? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Daayum .

Like Wtf ?

Some bitch, kahaba aliiba One Of My Pictures. >.<

That's Some Fuckinq Bullshit . !

I hate f a k e s. and they hate me too . ♥

Haha!

They don't wanna onyesha their true person cause they KNOW there ugly .

* is really pissed owwwf* its the internet , i guess i'll have to deal with it . and suck it up . but idk if i'm willinq to do that -_________-

i didn't pakia pictures for wewe to steal .

i know im being dramactic but . oh well >______< ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I AM NOT A S I T E M O D E L . c: Goooood Looord ! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I'm assuming not many people here enjoy jokes like "I don't like gay people b/c they aliiba the rainbow" au anything of the sort? xD
For future reference? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am going to slit your throat Ryan Little!!!!! >:( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Sniff* Does everyone realy hate me? I told this to my face. *sniff* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

New Orleans why wewe no have good service? Ever? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bye, bye, miss American pie. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Looks like the site is glitching again. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The bila mpangilio club is my favourite club. It's so funny. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Gah Fanpop's glitching again... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm New so please shabiki me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's a sin to live so well. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So much shit comes out your mouth, your punda is jealous.

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when You're imba and the artist gets the lyrics wrong
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

During Lunch:

Samantha (Friend): *reading Twilight New Moon*
Me: *eating food* *starts choking on food*
Samantha: *turns to me* SHUT UP!
Me: I'm choking!
Samantha: I DON'T CARE!
Me: Well then. wewe know,if I was kusoma Harry Potter,and wewe were choking,I would've stopped kusoma and help you. The Twilight series should burn in hell! HELL! =w=;
Breanna (Friend): O.O;

And that is why my friend shouldn't read Twilight while I read Harry Potter. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tony 2012.

Stop the tiger. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ppl need to stop trollin' me O.0 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was screwing around with my new calculator and I typed in, "x^-1+6".
The answer was:
DIVIDE kwa ZERO
ERROR

Holy crap.
Is this new au am I just a moron who didn't figure it out on time? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys when a swali is repeated over and over again. GUESS what? It isn't cool anymore. Can ya knock it off with "do wewe like me" questions? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

These "Do wewe like me?" maswali are becoming a tad bit old, guys. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo Ppl! im Vida and i am ✓ So Fudging bored! :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today is my birthday :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't believe it's not even spring yet, And it already feels like the middle of summer where i live. ._. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I saw some girls fangirling over Pokemon...especially the mudkips...THE MUDKIPS.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

KONY 2O12 ! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PLZ jiunge MY klabu OF PAN AND UUB AND / au THE ONCLER I WILL ADD U AND BE UR BEST FRIEND. PAN IS THIS GIRL FROM DBZ ALSO UUB THEIR A CUTE COUPLE BETTER THAN TRUNKS AND PAN ALSO BETTR THAN UUB AND MARRON. THE ONCLER IS THE YOUNG HOT MAN FROM THE MOVIE LORAX COME jiunge MY CLUB AND POST STUFF PLEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When life
gives wewe a hundred
reasons to cry,
onyesha life
that wewe have a thousand
reasons to smile. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wat do wewe take me as
1.stupid
2.funny
3.sweet
4.someone to be close with
5.someone to trust
6.someone wewe cant stay mad at forever
7.honest
8ratchet
9.pretty
10.a cheater
11.boring
12.someone wewe can end up with in the future
13.a backstabber
14.someone wewe plan on talkin with forever
15.someone wewe wanna share your upendo with
16.rate me on a : 1-10 scale ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

She's between a rock in my hard place. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

on the late bus today some 6th grader had half an apple pie so me and two of my Marafiki ate it....except he ddint have forks so we were just sticking r faces in....it was soooo weird... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OH MY GOD PI siku WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! I GOT TO PIE MY TEACHER IN THE FACE!!! XDXDXDXD (pay back for nyumbani work!!) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Pi Day! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tacos are delicious. :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Napoleon wasn't short.

My whole life was a lie. ಠ_ಠ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When I'm crying au upset over fictional things, everyone is like "Aw what happened, are wewe okay?" and they act all worried.
And when I'm crying au upset over something serious, no one seems to notice. At all.

...Wat... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm sick, but i'm not well. And i'm so hot! Cause i'm in hell! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe can use Homestuck weapons in Skyrim.
You can use Homestuck weapons in Skyrim.

link

MOTHER OF JESUS. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Straight female friend: So, what do Lesbians like to do?

Me: Well, we like to eat out a lot.

Friend: Really? *Friend doesn't get it.*

And then the guy sitting alone at the meza, jedwali inayofuata to us bursts out into a fit of laughter.

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i want u. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Does anyone but me know what siku it is?! *le expected all of the nerds like me on fanpop to be celebrating everywhere* .____.
I'll give wewe a hint, people-who-don't-know: The tarehe is 3/14/12 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Went to pick out a prom dress today but all the dresses that would fit me were FUGLY! TT~TT ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Take a 1 saa nap at 4:00pm
Wake up at 3:30am not knowing what siku au mwaka it is

Woe forever. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

guys!!! over here it's 12:17am and I was studying! but then I saw the window and I went to see the sky and it's just beautiful!!! the stars look so amazing!!!! it reminded meof that scene of the lion king when they talk about the great kings of the past that are watching us! it's so awesomeeee!!!! ñ.ñ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita